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stupid GLITTER!!
who invented that stuff?. no good can come from glitter.
i just cleaned up some office holiday stuff, and i am coated with it. i have two floating in my coffee!! and funny, a good friend just got absolutely BUSTED by his wife because he came home smeared with peach smelling glitter..haha. he went lap-dance crazy. i hate the stuff.
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My aunt (who I've had a feud with for 12 years--but that's another story) sends me a birthday card every year with glitter in it. I suppose she thinks it's funny. They've gone straight into the trash without being opened for the past 10 years.
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Just make sure you dont spill perfume on yourself, I think your wife might not buy the cleaning the office story
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That stripper named "Candy" wants her glitter back with a tip !
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Glitter is nasty stuff: https://imgur.com/gallery/yX598
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I have a five year old daughter... glitter makes up a large percentage of the air I breathe.
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oatmeal out the nose bro.
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Always thought it would be a brilliant idea to open a de-glittering kiosk at McCarran Airport.
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LOL, report from a long time ago:
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I have a daughter that does competitive gymnastics. EVERYTHING is bedazzled or glitter. After hauling a few of them in our van, it looks like a strip club after closing time.
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(But hey, as long as your daughter never knows--that's what's important.)
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Maybe not a good idea for kids to be around it as it currently exists. Biodegradable glitter – For the sparkly environmentalist in you 17. November 2016 https://somethinggreen.org/biodegradable-glitter-sparkly-environmentalist/ Quote:
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Don't complain to me, I had to write out over 100 Xmas cards for my employees. Every one of those cards had some type of glitter on them. The glitter was EVERYWHERE.
I looked like I was a a strip club for a month. On the desk, in the desk ,on my clothes in my shoes. Next year I will order the cards, NO GLITTER!
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we use to play jokes on each other at work years ago.
I put glitter in the air vents of one of the guys work trucks. next I wired his brake pedal to the horn so when he pressed the brake the horn went off. put glitter in the vents if my nephew when he got married.
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