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So instead of water you carry and eat a bunch of bacon when pulled over?
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If you drink and drive then might as well enjoy a snack before you get the ride to hotel crossbars.
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As soon as you get pulled over, take the keys out of the ignition and chugalug it all down as the cop watches through the window. Then you could argue your BAC went way up AFTER you stopped driving. No seriously, don't do that. It's a joke. If anyone actually does that it's your fault, not mine. |
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![]() If I had known a cop (like my tennant now, or had one as a family member, he was gonna let me slide) even before the ride... $afety my a$$ ![]() edited...Oh yeah....then the cop lies in court in order to enhance his case....let's call it embellisment of his case.... I was reclining back in my car seat sleeping like a baby at 6 am....in other words: "Slumped over the steering wheel..." I was gonna plead guilty anyways...just bs
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My friends who drive Lyft tell me if you are driving in a bar zone late on a weekend night, you're less likely to be stopped if police think you are a taxi or Uber/Lyft driver.
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I replied: "Have you been eating doughnuts? Your eyes look kinda glazed"
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