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fastfredracing 05-02-2018 09:27 AM

Should I go see Stormy Daniels ?
 
Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy "

vash 05-02-2018 09:30 AM

couple of things..how old is she now?

and yes. go. but you have to report back to us.

i think i would go. but just to give it a quick look. dont go get yourself all coated with Glitter.

craigster59 05-02-2018 09:33 AM

Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

pwd72s 05-02-2018 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 10022869)
Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

The voice of experience? SmileWavy

911boost 05-02-2018 09:38 AM

Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........

Jims5543 05-02-2018 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BSiple (Post 10022880)
Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........

Cooter ball should be an Olympic sport.

Usually its ping pong balls, I am impressed if she shoots out pool balls.


Yes, go see her it is a part of history, how many strippers can you go see that have banged an active president?

mreid 05-02-2018 09:40 AM

Only if you want a happy ending followed by an unhappy ending...

ckelly78z 05-02-2018 09:42 AM

PICTURES, or it didn't happen.

kach22i 05-02-2018 09:50 AM

Bragging rights.......................invaluable. ;)

Steve Carlton 05-02-2018 09:54 AM

Tell her you're a billionaire and you love her.

Mark Henry 05-02-2018 09:58 AM

A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.

I'll pass the bleach :)

911boost 05-02-2018 10:03 AM

I am surprised George isn't trying to go, he has more posts on her than everyone else combined.

Toast54 05-02-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark Henry (Post 10022917)
A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.

I'll pass the bleach :)



How far is that from Kevin Bacon?

A coworker has seen her "body of work" shall we say .. and explained it in great detail.....say no more, say no more nudge-nudge, wink-wink

Rick Lee 05-02-2018 10:14 AM

No cover? Look how much it cost Michael Cohen and he didn't even bang her.

Steve Carlton 05-02-2018 10:26 AM

Stormy? Be sure to bring a raincoat.

Jim Richards 05-02-2018 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 10022869)
Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

She's big-time now. Better make it $3 bills.

Seahawk 05-02-2018 11:27 AM

Make sure you wear eye protection...if one of her fun bags lets go she could make it rain with silicone.

Keep them off the pole.

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fastfredracing 05-02-2018 11:44 AM

Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

JD159 05-02-2018 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023055)
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

Shocking !

Bob Kontak 05-02-2018 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023055)
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

Dooooood.

Really? Always test the waters by asking about a Hooters visit with a pal first.

PM me her number. I am smooth and all will be well.

I will lie like a rug and swear I goaded you into it to protect your street cred on the forum.

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