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fastfredracing 05-02-2018 09:27 AM

Should I go see Stormy Daniels ?
 
Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy "

vash 05-02-2018 09:30 AM

couple of things..how old is she now?

and yes. go. but you have to report back to us.

i think i would go. but just to give it a quick look. dont go get yourself all coated with Glitter.

craigster59 05-02-2018 09:33 AM

Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

pwd72s 05-02-2018 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 10022869)
Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

The voice of experience? SmileWavy

911boost 05-02-2018 09:38 AM

Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........

Jims5543 05-02-2018 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BSiple (Post 10022880)
Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........

Cooter ball should be an Olympic sport.

Usually its ping pong balls, I am impressed if she shoots out pool balls.


Yes, go see her it is a part of history, how many strippers can you go see that have banged an active president?

mreid 05-02-2018 09:40 AM

Only if you want a happy ending followed by an unhappy ending...

ckelly78z 05-02-2018 09:42 AM

PICTURES, or it didn't happen.

kach22i 05-02-2018 09:50 AM

Bragging rights.......................invaluable. ;)

Steve Carlton 05-02-2018 09:54 AM

Tell her you're a billionaire and you love her.

Mark Henry 05-02-2018 09:58 AM

A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.

I'll pass the bleach :)

911boost 05-02-2018 10:03 AM

I am surprised George isn't trying to go, he has more posts on her than everyone else combined.

Toast54 05-02-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark Henry (Post 10022917)
A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.

I'll pass the bleach :)



How far is that from Kevin Bacon?

A coworker has seen her "body of work" shall we say .. and explained it in great detail.....say no more, say no more nudge-nudge, wink-wink

Rick Lee 05-02-2018 10:14 AM

No cover? Look how much it cost Michael Cohen and he didn't even bang her.

Steve Carlton 05-02-2018 10:26 AM

Stormy? Be sure to bring a raincoat.

Jim Richards 05-02-2018 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 10022869)
Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.

She's big-time now. Better make it $3 bills.

Seahawk 05-02-2018 11:27 AM

Make sure you wear eye protection...if one of her fun bags lets go she could make it rain with silicone.

Keep them off the pole.

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fastfredracing 05-02-2018 11:44 AM

Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

JD159 05-02-2018 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023055)
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

Shocking !

Bob Kontak 05-02-2018 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023055)
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

Dooooood.

Really? Always test the waters by asking about a Hooters visit with a pal first.

PM me her number. I am smooth and all will be well.

I will lie like a rug and swear I goaded you into it to protect your street cred on the forum.

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fintstone 05-02-2018 12:31 PM

Any woman that takes her clothes off for a living that has to claim that she screwed an old fat dude once to get attention can't be putting on much of a show.

I understand if you say hello, the blackmail threats start in about 10 years...unless you can somehow prove that she did not sleep with you. Make sure that you friend is young enough to outlive you in case you need a witness to swear you were never alone with her (and it wasn't a threesome).

recycled sixtie 05-02-2018 12:34 PM

Fred this is the last place I would ask for advice re Stormy Daniels. :) Your wife has spoken. To proceed would be like Vash jumping a rattler with a mountain bike. Like vash says poof gone!

Every decision has consequences(who said that?).

vash 05-02-2018 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023055)
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.

done deal. close the thread.

fintstone 05-02-2018 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 10023112)
done deal. close the thread.

LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.

Bob Kontak 05-02-2018 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie (Post 10023111)
Your wife has spoken.

The end. Not worth the risk to only observe a skank hoe. Albeit a professional. Hotter than all our wives/ ex wives if you can deal with fifty hundred loads from strange guys taken wherever.

Browns coulda picked Saquon Barkley.

Giants got him 2nd pick.

Bob Kontak 05-02-2018 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 10023124)
Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.

It's a little intriguing.

fastfredracing 05-02-2018 12:51 PM

So maybe I should have worded it to her differently ?

vash 05-02-2018 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 10023124)
LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

.

hahahha..oddly it does.

i havent been to a place in decades. waste of wood.

Jims5543 05-02-2018 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 10023124)
LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.

The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

matthewb0051 05-02-2018 01:13 PM

Seen her online.

You should pass on this opportunity.

MRM 05-02-2018 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10022857)
Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy "

Guys like this who are so eager to share their slightly seamy goodies are good people to stay away from. Somehow taking anything from them leads to getting too close to them which leads to bad things. Sounds like Italian Parts Driver would be a fun guy to chat with and listen to stories from but not someone to share so much as a match with.

sand_man 05-02-2018 01:45 PM

If you must satisfy your curiosity, stay home and watch her on pornhub...


(did I say that out loud)

yellowperil 05-02-2018 01:55 PM

Of course you should go, what could possibly go wrong and after all she's soon to be an American hero.

masraum 05-02-2018 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 10023124)
LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.

I get it, the opportunity to go see a semi famous porn star, but I'm with fs, I have no desire to go see and old porn star at a strip club.

scottmandue 05-02-2018 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10023137)
So maybe I should have worded it to her differently ?

But honey it is a social experiment!

I had to get halfway down the first page before I realized who you were talking about.

I'm at work so no way I'm googling that name!

And I have no desire to go to any strip club... my friends that do know a Hooters is about as racy as I get.

wdfifteen 05-02-2018 02:27 PM

I used to go to a convention every February. It became a tradition for some friends and I to go to a titty bar on Friday night. It went on for 15 years or so. Walking on the seamy side now and then helps give you perspective on life. You should go, and take your wife with you.

Tervuren 05-02-2018 02:28 PM

Well, I'd say given your wife's response at this point no.

That said;

I don't see the appeal to clubs

I don't see the appeal to strippers

I don't see the appeal to Stormy Daniels

If I'm going to go to a crowded place to watch a woman she better be able to sing.

Bob Kontak 05-02-2018 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wdfifteen (Post 10023248)
You should go, and take your wife with you.

Perfect.

stevej37 05-02-2018 03:03 PM

38 comments with no pics?? :confused:

http://https://www.gettyimages.com/d...photo/73571106

speeder 05-02-2018 03:40 PM

I can't imagine what world this would be an appealing offer in. First off, she's not going to strip. It's a personal appearance from a porn actress w all of her clothes on. Even if she was somehow, by some miracle attractive, (she's not really), what would be the appeal of being some schmuck at her personal appearance? :confused:

I just don't get it.


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