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Should I go see Stormy Daniels ?
Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy " |
couple of things..how old is she now?
and yes. go. but you have to report back to us. i think i would go. but just to give it a quick look. dont go get yourself all coated with Glitter. |
Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.
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Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........
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Usually its ping pong balls, I am impressed if she shoots out pool balls. Yes, go see her it is a part of history, how many strippers can you go see that have banged an active president? |
Only if you want a happy ending followed by an unhappy ending...
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PICTURES, or it didn't happen.
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Bragging rights.......................invaluable. ;)
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Tell her you're a billionaire and you love her.
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A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.
I'll pass the bleach :) |
I am surprised George isn't trying to go, he has more posts on her than everyone else combined.
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How far is that from Kevin Bacon? A coworker has seen her "body of work" shall we say .. and explained it in great detail.....say no more, say no more nudge-nudge, wink-wink |
No cover? Look how much it cost Michael Cohen and he didn't even bang her.
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Stormy? Be sure to bring a raincoat.
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Make sure you wear eye protection...if one of her fun bags lets go she could make it rain with silicone.
Keep them off the pole. <div style="position:relative;height:0;padding-bottom:56.21%"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9mnWErHhPNc?ecver=2" style="position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;le ft:0" width="641" height="360" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe></div> |
Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.
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Really? Always test the waters by asking about a Hooters visit with a pal first. PM me her number. I am smooth and all will be well. I will lie like a rug and swear I goaded you into it to protect your street cred on the forum. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tzc-dB8Xuk" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
Any woman that takes her clothes off for a living that has to claim that she screwed an old fat dude once to get attention can't be putting on much of a show.
I understand if you say hello, the blackmail threats start in about 10 years...unless you can somehow prove that she did not sleep with you. Make sure that you friend is young enough to outlive you in case you need a witness to swear you were never alone with her (and it wasn't a threesome). |
Fred this is the last place I would ask for advice re Stormy Daniels. :) Your wife has spoken. To proceed would be like Vash jumping a rattler with a mountain bike. Like vash says poof gone!
Every decision has consequences(who said that?). |
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Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation. |
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Browns coulda picked Saquon Barkley. Giants got him 2nd pick. |
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So maybe I should have worded it to her differently ?
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i havent been to a place in decades. waste of wood. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw |
Seen her online.
You should pass on this opportunity. |
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If you must satisfy your curiosity, stay home and watch her on pornhub...
(did I say that out loud) |
Of course you should go, what could possibly go wrong and after all she's soon to be an American hero.
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I had to get halfway down the first page before I realized who you were talking about. I'm at work so no way I'm googling that name! And I have no desire to go to any strip club... my friends that do know a Hooters is about as racy as I get. |
I used to go to a convention every February. It became a tradition for some friends and I to go to a titty bar on Friday night. It went on for 15 years or so. Walking on the seamy side now and then helps give you perspective on life. You should go, and take your wife with you.
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Well, I'd say given your wife's response at this point no.
That said; I don't see the appeal to clubs I don't see the appeal to strippers I don't see the appeal to Stormy Daniels If I'm going to go to a crowded place to watch a woman she better be able to sing. |
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I can't imagine what world this would be an appealing offer in. First off, she's not going to strip. It's a personal appearance from a porn actress w all of her clothes on. Even if she was somehow, by some miracle attractive, (she's not really), what would be the appeal of being some schmuck at her personal appearance? :confused:
I just don't get it. |
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