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Should I go see Stormy Daniels ?
Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy "
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couple of things..how old is she now?
and yes. go. but you have to report back to us. i think i would go. but just to give it a quick look. dont go get yourself all coated with Glitter.
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Take some $2 bills with you, in the dim lighting strippers think they're $20's.
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Give her three pool balls and then tell her which one you want to pop out after she puts them all in her...........
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Usually its ping pong balls, I am impressed if she shoots out pool balls. Yes, go see her it is a part of history, how many strippers can you go see that have banged an active president?
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Only if you want a happy ending followed by an unhappy ending...
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PICTURES, or it didn't happen.
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Bragging rights.......................invaluable.
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Tell her you're a billionaire and you love her.
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A kiss from a stripper is three steps from Ron Jeremy's wiener...and the middle step is likely her bunghole.
I'll pass the bleach 
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I am surprised George isn't trying to go, he has more posts on her than everyone else combined.
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No cover? Look how much it cost Michael Cohen and he didn't even bang her.
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Stormy? Be sure to bring a raincoat.
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Make sure you wear eye protection...if one of her fun bags lets go she could make it rain with silicone.
Keep them off the pole.
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Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.
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Really? Always test the waters by asking about a Hooters visit with a pal first. PM me her number. I am smooth and all will be well. I will lie like a rug and swear I goaded you into it to protect your street cred on the forum.
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