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Baz 05-18-2018 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by motion (Post 10041896)
Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

Looking forward to hearing the back story on this one.......

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scottmandue 05-18-2018 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Yorkie (Post 10042174)
You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie

But what about yoga pants?

Wetwork 05-18-2018 04:20 PM

He-he...yoga pants...You're talking about "mumbles" right?. You can see the lips talking but can't hear any words.:D-WW

vash 05-18-2018 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorkie (Post 10042174)
You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie

Animals lie. Example: angler fish. We all know all fishermen lie

pwd72s 05-18-2018 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorkie (Post 10042174)
You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie

100% agree.

black73 05-18-2018 04:46 PM

Tape measures

motion 05-18-2018 04:58 PM

This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

herr_oberst 05-18-2018 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by motion (Post 10042276)
This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

First tabs expresses his disappointment with us because some of us enjoyed watching cars race around a track pulling boats on trailers, now, motion is miffed because no pictures of yoga-pants-wearing drunk children showed up on a thread he started.

Well, I'm disillusioned that Eric didn't chamber a round into the mossberg and bring down the drone.

So, basically, PPOT has brought nothing but sorrow for some of us lately.

Enjoy the weekend!

UconnTim97 05-18-2018 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motion (Post 10042276)
This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

With that title you were asking for pics of yoga pants you would surely regret seeing.
😉http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1526693500.jpg

john70t 05-18-2018 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorkie (Post 10042174)
Animals don't lie

They just frequently change their mind after you've opened the door for the third time.

pavulon 05-18-2018 05:43 PM

paint meters

flatbutt 05-18-2018 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wswartzwel (Post 10042004)
Tires.

like this one?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1526694325.jpg

wswartzwel 05-18-2018 05:57 PM

Hey that looks familiar :)

RSBob 05-18-2018 06:24 PM

Reasearch study on chimp behavior who were taught sign language. Two chimps in adjacent cages sharing common bars. Chimp 1 was instructed twice to not eat the banana put on the floor just out of reach of chimp 2. Five minutes later the researcher returned to find the banana eaten with the peal in chimp 1s cage. The researcher signed, Who ate the banana? Chimp 1 signed back with no hesitation Chimp 2.

Sorry, animals not only lie, they can blame others.

A 10 year old tire, never used, can lie about its age if the date code is not seen.

flatbutt 05-18-2018 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wswartzwel (Post 10042332)
Hey that looks familiar :)

good times Bill,

smadsen 05-18-2018 08:10 PM

After a player clanged 5 free throws in a row, Rasheed Wallace once famously yelled at coach Flip Saunders. "Ball don't lie."

legion 05-18-2018 08:19 PM

Can I add "Shakira's hips" to the list?

Superman 05-18-2018 09:15 PM

United states presidents. Oh wait.....

tabs 05-18-2018 09:48 PM

Tabs does not lie

black73 05-19-2018 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 10042420)
Tabs does not lie

He sits.


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