Things that don’t lie
 

Children
Drunks
Yoga pants

Soooo.....have you had a recent escapade with a drunk child, or did something else trigger this thread ;)?

Old Fishermen...

Oversized drunk woman in undersized yoga pants with someone else's child commenting on the bursting kielbasa.

Cocaine.

Government workers under oath...oh wait, not that...

How about dogs.

Cats & Dogs

Walls

I’ve heard folks say ‘God never lies’. BS. I’ve seen folks devote their lives to him, and still get massively $hit upon. ‘God has a plan for me & will protect me’. Nope.

My Great Dane would never lie to me though. The Labrador might. The cat definitely would.

Not my lab. He might be a little slutty but never lie.

I was going to post "cats don't lie they are just arrogant little jerks"

Then I remembered when I come home from work they are standing by their food bowls looking pitiful.
Me: Honey did you feed the cats?
Wife: Yes!

Tires.

disagree with the second one.

drunks; ever see one spin a tale at the sobriety check point?

There is a reason that in the world of Dilbert the evil HR director is a cat.

Meth symptoms.

Belts

Bank Statements

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You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie