Why are asteroids in the hemisphere and hemeroids on your a$$?

Why is that european car magazines can be opinionated and brutally honest in reviews, while US magazines generally offer politically correct drivel (IMHO). Yet, they are both filled with the same major advertisers ??????

Quote from CAR (my favorite)
".... this vehicle is barely able to overcome the inertia necessary for motion to occur......"

Quote from any US auto mag
" ....so after our comprehensive shootout, they are all great cars and it really depends on what you're looking for......"

Why do people credit the Clinton years for the 90's economic boom?

Why do people complain when a gallon of gas costs less than a quart of bottled water?

Why is the constitution so commonly misquoted and bent?

And finally, why do men have nipples?

LOL thanks for the laughs! :D

l33t9eek

It would seem that Douglass Adams already handled this one for you! Just start on his seven book trilogy, it's all there...


Why do people still by BMWs when there is a Porche?

And why can't people understand that gun control is the ability to hit one's target! Anyone who can't control a gun doesn't deserve one!

ahh I didn't realize the trilogy had gotten so far. I think I have only read 5 books out of it. Does he answer this question? Is a true buttered cat array a perpetual motion machine?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MRM
[B]Well 42, obviously.

Wait, what was the question? :)

Why is it called "CARGO" when it is on a boat?

Why is it called a "SHIPMENT" when it is on a truck?

Why do ugly chicks look hot after a few beers?

Because the White House with Billary Clinton preceded with such integrety and honesty that anyone who become president will be seen to have integrety and honesty.




. . . yes I'm kidding.:cool:

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

If war is the answer can someone please repeat the question?

If 2 is company and 3's a crowd, then what are 4 and 5?

If the Earth is spinning around its axis while constantly spinning around the sun in a galaxy that is constantly spinning in space, then why am I not dizzy?

EDIT: Doesn't it look like NASCAR drivers are being perpetually flushed down the toilet? I mean, all they do is turn left ...

To show the 'possum it could be done...

Unbelievably well said. And I'm not kidding.

But I did inhale.

Depends on what hemisphere you live in! ;)

what is a large shrimp? why do women go to the bathroom in pairs?

I am convinced....Pelican members are some of the smartest, wizest, and funniest people i hve ever encountered. I tip my hat to all of you guys.

Where is the door handle?????

Why is it that after reading all the posts in this thread , I actually feel stupidier.

good one

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Originally posted by 911Brian
Where is the door handle?????
I have been asked that a few times. I may even have asked it when I was test driving....... :eek:

What are tonight's California Super Lotto winning numbers?

Please PM me with the anwser :D