Tom-
With all due respect, that jack ain't nuthin'.
I chanelled my two tonner right along its flanks so it would slot straight under the Porker; chopped the handle down for quicker lifts, moon disc-ed the castors, Frenched the oil filler hole and shot a two pack kustom scallop scheme on the chassis.
Final touch was a set of Appleton spots- mounted so I could see under the car in the dark...........Yeeeehaaaaa!!!!!!

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'72 911 TE

Stick a vacuum cleaner headlight and a mirror on the arm (for positioning), A Caraudio innovations sub box on it and Ron Popeil will be knockin on yer door!!!!! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/cool.gif I love it!!!! And the Maytag or whirlpool workbench is terrific....Parts washer????

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Howie
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Wow it looks mean. Maybe you can get a chrome handle with a little skull on the end to replace the dull black handle? http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/biggrin.gif

I can see it now. A whole new club will eventually form just like the PCA and it could be called the Jack Club of America.There will be lifting rallies, jack up education training at famous garages, and concours competitions.There will be lifting contests based on weights and speed of jacking. New shops will crop up with dynos to measure performance.High compression hydraulic pistons will be developed with super light alloy lifting arms. Pelican can host a technical forum for us to exchange tactics, strategies and hints on maintenance and fine tuning our machines.
Soon there will be a flood of catalogs devoted to the various parts needs of the jack afficianados such as kevlar jack covers, special waxes and on and on. This could be really big. Bruce A. has a whole new subject for a detailed tuning manual.
Thanks for the chuckles!

I have the perfect accessory for you - a back-up beeper that plays the Macarena. It's currently on my Porsche, but I'd be willing to sacrifice it to your floor jack!!

This is great. We need more of this kind of humor on the site. People are wondering what I'm laughing at when I'm alone in my cube at work.

PS. I thought of painting flames on my frig in the garage and maybe even my mower. Damn, I'll have the coolest garage on the block. Pics to follow.

The South Texas addition (or East LA, if you prefer): CURB FEELERS!... so you don't run over the 5 yr. old's toes when you're moving it around.

Funny Stuff!

thats funny, made me laugh loades