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team5150 01-16-2001 03:57 PM

So, I'm bored to tears when I see. . .
 
. . . my FLOOR JACK looking pretty dejected over in the dark recesses of my garage.

A faithful companion for years, I decide to clean it up a bit - can't do anything else it raining. Besides a clean jack is a healthy jack ! Hummm, that sounds a little perverted huh.

Well you know how it is when you start a project it just becomes all encompassing and you tend to do a little more than you had planned ?

That's just NOT possible cleaning up your floor jack - or is it ?

This is what happens when you live too close to a Pep Boys and have too much time on your hands. I honestly was just going to take it apart and clean it up a bit. As you can see it got WAY out of hand and the result is what you see. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU !

Tom Sharpes
'86 Craftsman 2 ton
METALLICA Red

http://images.honesty.com/imagedata/...4/25430485.jpg

old_skul 01-16-2001 04:03 PM

Tom....the Gallery...PLEASE!

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Mark Szabo
1986 911 Targa 3.2
1987 Escort 5-speed 1.9
The Porsche Owners Gallery

JAE 01-16-2001 04:30 PM

That is one fine looking floor jack there Tom. Little turbo flares for the wheels would be nice if you are still bored.

Joe
'80 SC Targa

86ragtop 01-16-2001 04:35 PM

Unfortunatly you may not be able to enter that into a concours competition as I do believe the paint job is non standard! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/rolleyes.gif
After all your hard efforts I hate to have to tell you I bought the best jack Wallmart had for $25
But it's not as sexy as yours! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/biggrin.gif
Ben

Kurt B 01-16-2001 05:02 PM

LOL! Hilarious!

wckrause 01-16-2001 05:22 PM

It needs a Folgers muffler!!!

rstoll 01-16-2001 05:58 PM

Now that's a worthy floor jack!

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Robert Stoll
83 SC
83 944

orbmedia 01-16-2001 06:08 PM

What kind of work table is that in the photos? I'd like to get one.

Mrdi 01-16-2001 06:10 PM

Needs a V-Tec sticker and some neon lights.

Jcon 01-16-2001 06:24 PM

Damn I needed that... That's funny.
But did you increase the power??

Jeff C

team5150 01-16-2001 06:55 PM

Oh so now your picking on my Sears combination heavy duty workbench / washer dryer ! Don't tempt me ! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/mad.gif

In order:

JAE - I thought the flares would be over the top. Besides it has to stay functional ! This isn't just a damn good looking jack ! It works for a living. http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/wink.gif

86 ragtop - It's standard for METALLICAAAA !!

Mrdi - Now that would be tacky ! Wait - the neon lights lighting up the underside !?! Hummm, that would look *****en in the dark garage ! http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/biggrin.gif

Jcon - I opted for the hi performance extended handle that give me am additional .000028374 cubic nonoparceps of pumping power and the flames on the handle -well they are worth at least .50 in height http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/tongue.gif

Tom


ClayMcguill 01-16-2001 07:13 PM

Aw jeez-I laughed so hard when I saw this I had to clean off the monitor-even the wife got a kick out of it. She simply couldn't believe you got to use the washer and dryer, though-those things are off limits to me in my garage.

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Clay Mcguill www.geocities.com/the912guy

89911 01-16-2001 08:08 PM

You do know Jack!!

Nickshu 01-16-2001 08:41 PM

Tom,

I'm sending back that muffler I bought from you and I expect a paint job!!!

But Really....it Looks great!

Nick.

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Nick Shumaker
1982 911SC Coupe

pbs911 01-16-2001 10:58 PM

Even though you told me the pics were coming, I truly didn't expect this. Does it lift faster too? Hey, I think you should park that in front of you targa at the next PCA meeting.
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Paul
78SC Targa

Jens Wendorff 01-16-2001 11:57 PM

Are you searching for a new project?
Fuchs replicas would look really cool on the jack (together with the turbo flares?)

http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/smile.gif
Jens

atr911 01-17-2001 12:44 AM

Oh my god...


thats all there is to say http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/smile.gif

(how do you make those cool faces?)

Aubrey Parker 01-17-2001 06:07 AM

Tom -

That looks great!! Where did you get those decals? What type of paint did you use? Did you strip the old paint? I've got a rough old jack that could use a little help. What a great project!



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Aubrey Parker
'79 SC (silver/cork)

team5150 01-17-2001 10:53 AM

Hi Aubrey !

I got the dacals in the "redneck" decal section of Pep Boys right next to the "riceboy" exhaust tips and "R Type" stickers.

Tom

Matt Smith 01-17-2001 06:37 PM

Tom-
With all due respect, that jack ain't nuthin'.
I chanelled my two tonner right along its flanks so it would slot straight under the Porker; chopped the handle down for quicker lifts, moon disc-ed the castors, Frenched the oil filler hole and shot a two pack kustom scallop scheme on the chassis.
Final touch was a set of Appleton spots- mounted so I could see under the car in the dark...........Yeeeehaaaaa!!!!!!

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'72 911 TE


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