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Wayne 962 11-22-2007 10:41 AM

Do I have a problem?
 
Ok, my wife would probably say I had a problem. At the gas station on today's run I spilled a liitle bit of gas on the 959 fender. They didn't have any towels there so I took off my shoe and wiped the fender with my sock. Some would say I have a problem. :)

Today's fun run was, well , fun. Although after being in the car for so long, it feels good to be sitting on the couch (typing this on wifey's iphone). I feel guity - being a bit tired of driving the 959 is like being tired of having sex with Jessica Alba! Oh well, I guess that you can't do either of those all day long...

Hope ypu all had fun!

-wayne

87coupe 11-22-2007 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne at Pelican Parts (Post 3602639)
I feel guity - being a bit tired of driving the 959 is like being tired of having se. With Jessica Alba! Oh well, I guess that ypu can't do either of those all day long...

I'd like to officially go on record that I will gladly volunteer my services to disprove this theory. :D

coolngroovy 11-22-2007 01:30 PM

Problem or obsession?

I think that can only be answered by a trained professional.

pozee 11-22-2007 01:33 PM

No problem at all! Now, if you had removed your underwear........

KevinP73 11-22-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne at Pelican Parts (Post 3602639)
I feel guity - being a bit tired of driving the 959 is like being tired of having sex with Jessica Alba!

-wayne

I don't know about your wife but if any of mine had ever heard me say that there would surely be some trouble coming down.:eek:
But then again if I could have ever had sex with Jessica Alba I'd of never been married to ANY of my wives.:cool:

Craig Stevens 11-22-2007 02:08 PM

I can see no problem. You chose a sock over a paper towel. soft vs scratchy. Don't you carry speed shine for such occasions. I guess I'm the one with the problem.
P.S. save the matching sock for a future spill. Craig

84toy 11-22-2007 03:18 PM

Even my wife thought that it was a good idea. But hey, she is so used to me being totally anal about my car her opinion probably can't be trusted........

CMDR Perry 11-22-2007 06:36 PM

Do you have a problem?
 
Wayne you are just fine, Noah needs some help. Can someone please lend him a copy of "Sin City" ASAP. ;)

Aerkuld 11-22-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah (Post 3602820)
Who is Jessica Alba?


My thoughts exactly. I suspect we have a problem...

Back to Wayne's comment about the gas spill and the sock. You mean to tell me that you don't keep a couple of microfiber towels in the car for dusting the dashboard along with a little brush for cleaning the dust out of the air vents when you're sitting at a stop light? Evidently you do have a problem, or is that you don't?:)

Danny_Ocean 11-22-2007 07:44 PM

Not a problem. Now, if you removed your wife's shoe/sock and wiped it down...then you'd have a problem.

Danny_Ocean 11-22-2007 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah (Post 3602820)
Who is Jessica Alba?


Hmmm...959 or Jessica Alba? Unfortunately, most of us will never get to make that choice... :(

http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-ho...alba_beach.jpg

Aerkuld 11-22-2007 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CMDR Perry (Post 3603097)
Wayne you are just fine, Noah needs some help. Can someone please lend him a copy of "Sin City" ASAP. ;)

Ahh - Sin City! Now I've seen that movie. I'm useless at remembering names and putting them to faces. I still don't recall her face but I do know who you're talking about, if you catch my drift.

Aerkuld 11-22-2007 07:48 PM

[QUOTE=Danny_Ocean;3603171]Hmmm...959 or Jessica Alba? Unfortunately, most of us will never get to make that choice... :(
QUOTE]

At least with the 959 you'd stand a good chance of beign able to fix it yourself in the garage.

JFairman 11-22-2007 07:50 PM

no... gotta use what you have

but,

there's no comparison driving a car to playing with Jessica Alba
none at all.

Danny_Ocean 11-22-2007 07:50 PM

Sin City? Pffft...how 'bout "Into The Blue"!

http://www.webwombat.com/entertainme.../into-blue.jpg

haycait911 11-22-2007 08:20 PM

I think we're missing the real issue here. dress or sport sock? cotton or poly-blend? fresh or well-worn? the answers would give us a better idea of the depth of the problem.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/silly.gif

Scott at Pelican Parts 11-22-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah (Post 3602820)
Who is Jessica Alba?

What's a 959?

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictu...a-Alba-226.JPG

patkeefe 11-23-2007 02:38 AM

Did you put your sock back on?

Buckterrier 11-23-2007 03:15 AM

I'll bet the 959 didn't want to cuddle after you drove her ;) As for a problem...
NOT. Pretty smart? yeap

SXSMAN 11-23-2007 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott at Pelican Parts (Post 3603282)


Taint a bad picture there Scott , http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oolgoodone.gif taint bad at all .



Only problem I see is you should have used a raincoat , not a sock .


( On Jessica , that is , sock is a ok for 959 , whatever that is )


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