A new low in custom w/pic warning grab barf bag
 

A new low mark has been made. And such a steal starting at 28.5k

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-Targa-Custom_W0QQitemZ180367637535QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_ Cars_Trucks?hash=item29febfbc1f&_trksid=p4506.c0.m 245&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A317%7C240%3A 1309

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A Nissan Versa convertible??????:D

Wonder what the custom gauges look like?

Who farted ?

$28K starting bid for that pile of crap. But, it does have new leather seats....

Sorry guys, but the only thing that I see wrong with it is the headlights. It looks fine otherwise.

and I thought my stolen hood badge would end up on a briggs-stratton riding lawn mower...if rednecks are asian, are they rice necks?

Hood shocks don't work.

The headlights? The entire front end is an abortion. An effed up '74 Targa that is at a starting bid of $28K. That is just wrong in its entirety.

Judging from the amp in the trunk, what are the odds that the interior matches the front? :rolleyes:

nice 350z headlights...it needs some nismo stickers

Someone spent a lot of time and effort to barf this one up.

Let's hope the donor was a salvage.

I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say someone drove this out to Cali by way of Miami Beach.

Also...my Spanish is not the best...but doesn't "Puteria" (on the license plates) mean "whore house"?

If so, it would go a long way in explaining some things.

Whoever is advertising this POS, sure doesn't know what a targa is.

To each their own..........I just wonder, with all that time & effort why didn't they think to preserve and restore such a beautiful/wonderful/ original 1974, it would have actually been worth maybe what they're asking? Misguided souls.......

Yes indeed, puteria means brothel.

I don't know why you would want to make the front of your porsche appear to be some generic japanese import but from a distance it appears to be well done at least. I know that particular shade of blue causes most on here to go into a rage (but what doesn't these days?) but I like it. The wheels are way over the top with the blacked out centers though.

Would all be forgiven if the hood crest had been in the correct location?...

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Good call, dude....I guess I was so busy aiming for the barf bag, I must've missed this "little" oversight. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat5.gif

Whore=puta
Whore actions or activity(ies)=puteria(s)
Brothel=Burdel

Although you could call the whore house a "puteria" too.

Since there were no Cabs in '74, one can assume they started with a Targa, and they are being a little too literal in the model designation considering the change.

fo real
 

Yo Playa It's a bangin' ride fo da b*tches

Why yall hatin on somebodys custum ride...ya sure it looks different but ya cant Xpect every1 to keep their 911 the same as it came out the factory doors! I think my car looks hot with Stroseks rimz and thats all that matters. So what if he wants to say bordello on his plate to each there own. Maybe Ill put a custom plate on my car that says STROSEX and see how big a hissy you old dudes have over it LOL :D

I'm sure everybody will think you misspelled "Stroke-sex", and think you probably play with yourself alot.

I will admit, I am surprised that you know what a bordello is, and that you actually spelled it correctly. I guess that particular college you allegedly attend must be teaching you something after all.

Having Playa on the board has certainly livened things up lately. Fresh.

looks like a slant nose with nissan headlights. cant say i like it, but it does make for an interresting way to do the HL's.
i dont get the hood badge. was that an after thought? 28k? 20k for the new seats and 8K you get the car.

I asked the seller what was in the engine compartment:

"The 911 has a 3.2 engine with a 3.0 EFI system. The engine was rebuilt and is distributor less and in mint condition. Pics of the interior will follow. "

Werd.

+1

So CIS is now an "EFI" system:rolleyes: interesting... I guess I should say I have a '79 3.0 with a 3.0 EFI system too.

(Still have CIS, its on the list of things to go but for now it does the job)

did you read the engine specs? 3.2 with a 3.0 EFI ???? no pics...

I actually don't hate it. I think the front hood shot kind of looks like a newer austin martin. Shame to do this to a good car but who knows what it started as. Why would you want a license plate that says "whore activity" though?

Edit ** Maybe its slang for pimp?**?

Gotta see me one of them Austin Martins. Maybe it has Strosex rimz?

Here you go, the new, improved Austin, Martin.


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Ahh great, I spelled aston martin wrong and now I'm in the doghouse with playa. I guess Steve is just pissed he didn't think of these mods with the gold plated porsche ...

yer a good sport!!!:D

Just proves the old adage, "Because you can doesn't mean you should"

I think he should have left the Porsche crest off, slapped a 350Z one on, and tried to convince everyone he made a 350Z into a 911 Targa.

o0o0

wtf
 

that car reminds me of an old joke---"dont tell my mother im a car salesman, she thinks i play piano in a whore house." ---someone should immediately take that car to a wrecking yard and pull the squish-handle!

Yall R so funny...350Z Targa LOL actually they look like 2001 celica headlights not 350z...I wanted a 2001 celica 4 my first car but ended up w/ 2001 Eclipse instead.

I thought Targas had a removable top and not the whole convertable top. Nuthin wrong with Austin Martins they are straight dope...JJROWE why U say U in tha doghouse with me? I dont swing that way LOL :D