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10-19-2010 06:15 PM |
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Originally Posted by Bob's Flat-Six
(Post 5624379)
He was up in Oregon I think ?
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But Leland wrote the masterpiece that was... the charter... the inspiration for the resurgence that is... the Plot...
The Porsche 911SC World domination plot, hereby referred to in this document as the SCWDP wishes to express our desire, implied or implicit, intentions of forming a group of highly motivated, socially responsible, members with one mission.
To take over the world.
We like to think of our organization as a non-addictive, gender neutral, group with no intentions of having intentions. A member of the SCWDP must hold himself/herself to the highest standards. We strive for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated super secret plot to undermine the very sub-consciousness of non-SC owners and to ensure total domination of the SC make throughout the known universe.
Firstly, at the beginning of this generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the America great, (not to imply that the America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference, the SCWDP strives to continue our recruiting efforts throughout the free world.
Secondly, it is our hope, expressed or non-expressed, to convert others who were less fortunate than SC owners. Those owners who were forced into buying “lesser” models such as 911,E,T,Ss, 930s, 964s and 993s will be given sufficient leniency in matters regarding their poor taste in automobiles. 996 owners will not be granted such leniency. The matter of which method of converting to be used in the converting process if left solely up to the discretion of the converter. Details of approved methods will be addressed in other documents.
By accepting these terms and obligations, you are accepting these terms. This legally binding SCWDP document is subject to clarification or withdrawal at any time due to any unforeseen legal problems, hostage situations, uprisings, or funding problems. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original sender. It implies no promise by the sendee to actually implement any of the ideas, rules or obligations for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the SCWDP board of directors. This legally binding SCWDP document is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of SCWDPdom for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent or interim document is produced, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited in scope to replacement of this document or issuance of a new document at the sole discretion of the SCWDP.
It is our expressed hope that this legally binding SCWDP document has cleared up some of the usual questions regarding who we are and how we operate.
Thank you for your time, it is our sincere hope that we may either welcome you into our midst, or totally crush you into oblivion.
The choice is yours.
Sincerely,
Leland E. Pate
SCWDP Mastermind
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