Racing & 911 Sayings/slogans - Page 2

eintz911's · 04-27-2002, 08:22 AM

Here's one! ...The streaks in your underwear are just the skidmarks before the pileup! Unknown (who'd claim it!)

jkcrewsn · jkcrewsn's Garage

From my "No Fear" T-shirt:
"You must be fast..'cuz I was haulin' a$$ when I passed you"

Chuck Miller · 04-27-2002, 09:42 AM

Heard allot of them in the last 40 years, but THIS one I copied and gave out to all my old race buddies.

As quoted in the BWTM page in Autoweek about two years ago.

... My apologies to the animal rights people

" TRANS-AM STAR PAUL Gentilozzi see former Indy star Bobby Rahal and they get talking about vintage racing. Gentilozzi say he's thinking of doing some, and knows Rahal's been bitten by the by the bug. So, Bobby, what's it like out there? Is it easy? Rahal: "It's just like clubbing baby seals."

Cheers,
Chuck

Randy W · Randy W's Garage

Hey, Chuck! From someone who grew up in a remote fishing village in Alaska and trapped furs for Montgomery Ward (as well as...well you know), that story hits very close to home...

See you in Cambria, buddy,

P.S. Yeah, Gibson, Bruce Leven owned Bayside Disposal and raced 935s and 924GTs in the late 70's to mid 80's. His mechanic, Chris Powell, works on my cars up here in the NW - he's told me some great stories about Bruce, Hurley and Peter Gregg.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

Did you hear the one about the baby white seal that walked into a bar and asked for a Canadian Club, on the rocks?

GIBSON · GIBSON's Garage

Randy, I thought I remembered the name, thanks for the help.
Bring some of those stories to Cambria, I'd like to hear them.
I've got a few about Peter Gregg, including what he thought about my 65 911. He was an interesting guy, very complex.

paulhagedorn · 04-27-2002, 05:57 PM

Widebody...too funny.

Chuck, your avitar is hilarious.

I can't add anything to the quotes, all the ones I know are already posted.

sammyg2 · 04-27-2002, 07:01 PM

A road is a lot like a woman. If it aint got curves, it aint worth f***ing with.

sorry for the language, it was a quote I heard a while back, can't remember from who.

Zeke · 04-27-2002, 07:16 PM

Green flag v.2, "When the green flag drops, the bull***** stops."

gixer02 · 07:26 PM

The first few are for motorcycles

"If you love your bike, set it free. If it comes back to you, you probably high-sided!"

It's not the size of the machine...
It's the skill of the rider and the size of his balls.....

Two wheels are better than four but one is better yet.

Sometimes you just have to say what the f***- from the movie Risky Business; also from Risky Business- Porsche, there is no substitute

Drive it like you stole it- Justin from this board

I heard this here on pp too- You were flying when I passed you!

If I wanted to look cool I’d buy a mustang- I bought a Porsche because I am cool

One I will try and use in a self-induced situation- "Hey, ya gotta have horsepower and brakes!" (cheers to throm for the inspiration)

Pat

gixer02 · 04-27-2002, 07:50 PM

Yet another I just saw on another bbs (a motorcycle one)

"Women are great but not as easy to RIDE"

Sorry to any of the ladies out there I don't mean to offend you

Pat