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Guys, I hit a pig!
Yes, thats right. I hit a pig, dang thing jumped out in front of me. Those babies can jump, let me tell you. Nobody saw me do it so I just left and went home....a few hours later a cop and farmer came to my house and asked why I hit his pig. I didn't know what to tell him. So I asked how he knew I did it and the pig squeeled.............
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10-10-2001, 06:00 PM
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was it a mennonite pig?
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10-10-2001, 06:03 PM
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amish pig actually
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10-10-2001, 06:05 PM
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too bad it was'nt pig laden!
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10-10-2001, 06:08 PM
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heh heh that was a good one.
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10-10-2001, 06:11 PM
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Now you makin' bacon!!!!
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10-10-2001, 10:24 PM
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Did you have pork chop for dinner tonight?
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10-10-2001, 10:32 PM
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Life is just a bowl of pork chops!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for pork loin! One potato, two potato, three potato, pork! (these are actual "other white meat" advertisements posted in Penn Station!) |
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10-11-2001, 06:36 AM
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"squeel like a pig, boy"
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10-11-2001, 07:51 AM
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what did you do with the pig ??? and more what happend to his motorbike and the flashing blue light ?????
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10-11-2001, 08:01 AM
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Pig? Big deal. I had a Cow fall on me. I was running sleek and smottttheeee one nite in Wyoming where I lived and over a hill at 55 at 8 at nite, some dude was crossing his cows and forgot to bring his flashlight. Black angus cows. The little 924 braked to a perfect ballerina stance with my a#% flattened to the floor at 55 to a total stop faster than this, and the f#$%% cow falls on my left front head cover and bends it. The rancher is screaming, you hit my cow, and I'm all your f@#%& cow bent my little Porsche dude. True story, Boy scouts honor
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10-11-2001, 08:21 AM
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I tipped a cow once. They get really mad.
Marie ------------------ Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P.J. O'Rourke |
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10-11-2001, 08:23 AM
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Quote:
Not that I know from experience 
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10-11-2001, 03:30 PM
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thats insane my priest just told me a variation of the same joke a few days ago!
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10-12-2001, 04:38 PM
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You think that's bad, I can't tell you how many "pigs" I've woke up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-13-2001, 10:34 AM
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1983 Porsche 944 2.5 
1986 superior water-cooled porsche 951 2.5
1985.5 Porsche 944 4cyl, 2.5L 
