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Blowing a Ricer Away - feels good! - part #2
I went out driving today. As I got on the freeway on-ramp, nothing happened. I put on my left blinker and merged onto the freeway. I maintained a constant speed of 65mph and checked my mirrors every 15 seconds. I stayed in the middle lane the duration of my entire trip. I eventually put on my right blinker and merged into the right lane - exiting the freeway a short while later. As I pulled into my driveway, I pushed the left button on the garage remote control. I pulled into the garage an turned off the car. I went into my house and made dinner.
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12-23-2007, 07:22 PM
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LMAO
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12-23-2007, 07:56 PM
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How Could You Do Such A Horrible Thing??
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12-23-2007, 09:31 PM
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i know.. checking mirrors every 15 seconds...
should be 3-5... and you forgot your parking brake...
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12-23-2007, 09:34 PM
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You fool. It's drivers like you that will bring all the speed limits down.
Merry Christmas I'm sending you a custom 65 mph speedo for your great efforts towards stopping global warming.
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12-24-2007, 06:56 AM
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I hope you kept both hands on the steering wheel at all times
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12-24-2007, 07:59 AM
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what did you eat?
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12-24-2007, 04:24 PM
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10 and 2!
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12-24-2007, 05:54 PM
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This is a perfect topic for the OT forum. This is the technical one.
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12-24-2007, 06:23 PM
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I hear it's good with soy sauce....sometimes ketchup.
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12-25-2007, 04:24 AM
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You got that copy of "Blood on the Highway" for Christmas, didn't ya?
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12-25-2007, 10:34 AM
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This thread is meant to entice others. That's a no-no here.
Thread closed. -Z-man.
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12-27-2007, 08:13 AM
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1989 Porsche 951 2.5L
1989 Porsche 944S2 3.0l 16v 4cyl
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