[Bill Douglas]

I'd be flattered. No one ever bothers to catfish me.

Come to think of it. Half a lifetime ago some nutty chick used to phone me at 3:00am and say in a slow drawn out voice "Hello Dickhead, how are you?" I tried to get her talking but she never really said much. After I said "Please don't hang up, you're my best friend..." I think she thought I was more of a nutter than she was and never called again LOL