[juanbenae]

Since dislocating my shoulder back in late January I've been taking care of my morning dirty business with my off hand. Getting pretty good at it, and in fact my L4 & L5 like the stretch the other way it seems.

Considering a bidet but have a few concerns. Since my house is older the nearest outlet for power would require an extension cord, prolly like 7' worth. The last thing I wanna do is give my crazy ass babe a cord to throw in the shower while I'm making things fresh. I hide the knives when she's over and salty. Really.


Seems like most are bulky making you sit up high and the target diminishes significantly. Like my feet on the ground when growling,,
My pops swears by his, so what you all got? Charmin or a warm splash of water to cleanse the chocolate starfish?

TIA