[bryanthompson]

If you're gonna mock the ricers with it, paint it with house paint every couple of weeks, make a giant wing out of plywood... put 13" spinner hubcaps on it, make a front air dam with some bondo/plywood combo... something really dorky looking... adapt a coffee can for a muffler tip, spraypaint some sweet graphics on there... The more ridiculous the better.

ooh and a bumper sticker "My other car is a Porsche"