[juanbenae]

either of you guys ever put a patch on yer eye, get a old broom stick and use it like a wooden leg, get a hook for your hand, and walk around the house saying things like "shiver me liver", or "tie that scurvy dog to the yarn arm", or "arrrrrg!", whilest the bird sits on your shoulder?

never got the bird thing. it kills me to see people at a street fair, or flea market with a bird riding on their shoulder and poo all down their back. my animals get whacked if they $hit anywhere but out back, much less on my person.