If beer caused heartburn I would be a victim of spontaneous human combustion. Yer drinkin the wrong beer.
I am allergic to peanuts tho, a local pub serves free peanuts and after i sit at the bar eating them for a few hours i get kinda light-headed and feel like crap the next morning.
Gotta be the peanuts.
Didja know that beer contains female hormones?
A german scientist did a study, if you drink alot of beer you talk waaay too much, you get emotional, and you can't drive worth a darn
I crack me up, even tho I didn't come up with that.
How much excersise you gettin?
I usta have heartburn once in a while, but I've been pedalling the bike about 5 miles every day and haven't had heartburn since.
Plus I lost 14 pounds in 10 weeks. Chicks still don't dig me tho......