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A guy walks into a bar. He just wants to be alone so he sits down the end where no one is around. After giving the man a beer the bartender goes back down the other end to talk to another patron.
The guy sitting by himself suddenly hears:
"You're soooo good looking."
He looks around. Still no one around so he decides he must be hearing things and goes back to nursing his beer.
"That's a great jacket. You're one cooool fella."
The man looks around again. Still no one nearby. He signals the bartender who comes over.
"Did you hear someone say something?" he asks.
"Was is someone saying something nice about you?" the bartender asks.
"Yeah."
"Oh, that's just the peanuts," he says indicating a dish of nuts on the bar in front of the man. "They're complimentary."
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