[Joe Bob]

Oprah's place sucks...BTDT...it's monitored like the Gestapo runs it. She's always getting stop work orders from the Building Department because she changes her mind all the time and doesn't bother to get permits....

The beaches in Montecito, Santa Barbara, Hope Ranch etc .... are marginal. Natural seeps from the off shore oil deposits bring in tar....it's a south facing beach so any decent waves are in the Winter and it's freezing cold with the wind chill.