It's 7:00 on a Sunday morning, and as usual I yell to my wife, "Honey, have you seen my penis cream?" And she always says no. It would be so nice if she could say, "Yes dear" on some future Sunday morning..
So I did a Google search, looking for a gag gift of Steve Martin's Penis Cream, and lo and behold there really
is such a thing as penis cream. So I want to ask the Pelican collective: What does penis cream do? What's it for? A smoother, more luxuriant penis?
