Now THIS could be a fun thread! I submit for your (dis)approval the following (note I even turned the blanket over as a signal of distress):
Charter Arms Explorer II (with wowee-zowee interchangable barrels): A multi-purpose piece...Load it with .22LR shot shells and shoot snakes that get in your tent, use the frame as a tent stake hammer, or use the spare barrel as a tent stake.
Iver Johnson .38 topbreak (.38 S&W, that is...)
Don't make me break out more that will make you go "WTF"? we could be here all day.