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What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cheerios?
Oh look, little donut seeds.

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?"

Q: What do you call a blond with a high IQ?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

And finally....

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.