[Dark Skies]

I got that beat. I hit some diesel at about 65 in the wet on my right side on a slightly downhill stretch of a three lane motorway with a very slight curve. I span it 1 1/4 turns right in the middle of reasonably heavy traffic, missed absolutely everything (two cars either side of me) and ended up slewing backwards up a steep embankment.

We're sitting there looking down on the traffic a good ten feet below me, horns blaring all over the shop and people waving and cheering at the twat in the flash car and my gorlfriend look across at me and matter of factly says:

"Shouldn't you put your hazards on so that people will notice you?"

I couldn't pry my hands off that steering wheel for a good ten minutes! Worst I suffered was a minor dent in the driver's sill - I lost my dignity years ago.