Plenty of oil leak jokes you can do on the Triumph.
My favorite engineering joke is the one with the bicycle:
Quote:
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?"
"Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this gorgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."
The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Copied the above from here which has some more classics:
Engineers Jokes at WorkJoke.com - Profession Jokes
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