Two guys walk into a pub and sit down at the bar.
The first guy orders a pitcher of beer, the other a glass of water.
The first guy looks at his buddy and asks, "What's with the glass of water?".
The second guy replies, "I gave up drinking... last time I came in here, I drank so much beer, I went home and blew chunks."
"That's no big deal!" says the first guy.
The second guy responds, "You don't understand, chunks is my dog!"
GROAN! Sorry all...
