LOL!
I once observed a fat lady at a Chinese restaurant. Starting her meal, she took half the chow mein and put it in a to-go box. She ate the other half off her plate. After finishing her plate she sat there for a few minutes in conversation as the server cleaned the plates. Another few minutes passed and she started to eat out of the to-go box. First a few forks full, then more, it was gone in 5 minutes!
When I order chow mein, I don't even try ...
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