I think you are being facetious. At least I hope you are. Maybe you are bummed the doe was small, but small is young and young is TENDER!
You can never get that quality of meat at the store.
Plenty of people shoot expensive guns at paper only. Drive their 4x4 to go hiking, camp in the woods to sit at the camp fire and read ... you get the drift ...
Congrats on your doe!
George