[Mark Henry]

When we were teens we all had snowmobiles, my buddy Bill worked all summer for a brand new machine. We were all in his shed oh'ing and aw'ing over this shiny new sled, Bill's running around like a kid at christmas, starting the machine, turning it back off, starting it again, "listen to that baby purr".
On the bench was his kid bothers cap gun, so I decided to have some fun.
As soon as he started it again he put his head right down beside the engine ...BANG!

Bill was like a hyper chihuahua, so he started flipping out, shut the engine off "Did you hear that!!!!" "Bill that didn't sound good". He starts again, "it sounds OK" head goes down again BANG!
He runs inside the house screaming totally bonkers. I show the buds the cap gun and were all laughing our fool heads off. He comes running out with his dad, were all snickering, dad catches on right away. "Well son I guess we'll have to take it back to the dealer'...finally Bill catches on. "You F'in idiots!"