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So sweetie pie, now that you're 21 and allowed to drink at last, what would you like?
"Gimme a shot of Jack and a beer chaser"
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Mother didn't think I was smart enough to find it so she left it out with a note..saying unscrew cap first.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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"Gimme a shot of Jack, a beer chaser and LEAVE THE BOTTLE"
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Get off my lawn!
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This gets a bit gross, but I had to relieve my beer intake and went looking for the bathroom. I walked in one guy was puking in the toilet, one in the sink, and two at the bathtub. I was fine before going in, but the smell was an instant trigger an and I just push my way to the tub and added to the volume. I bailed ASAP and ran for clear air. Outside I found a faucet and got a drink of water. I went to the front, got a beer and found some chips and dip. I left shortly after to go home to pee, I was not going back in that bathroom. I knew they had a maid coming in the morning and I always wondered if she just quit on the spot.
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
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The three finest things in life are a shot of whiskey, a good cigar and some poontang... Not necessarily in that order..
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Not a big drinker but I regularly visited my local pub across the road from about the age of 15
Was banned from one before the legal drinking age of 16 (if accompanied by an adult) when with some friends we accidently broke a couple of glasses Lock in's were always good fun too, lock the doors after 11pm legal closing time, turn the lights down low and carry on, occasionally the local police would call in for a night cap too! As the pub was a favourite with a few local living SAS soldiers there was never ever any trouble The landlord would also leave a spare set of keys under the doormat so a couple of old gents could let themselves in for an early morning pint of cider on their way past if they were going fishing at the local river
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