Misheard song lyrics ...

[Rusty Heap]

In Blinded by the Light........."Wrapped up like a Deuce" not douche'.

[Noah930]

In high school, one kid confessed that for the longest time he thought Queen's song was "Another One Buys a Datsun". He wondered: What's so great about a Datsun that Freddie Mercury's singing about buying one?

[p911dad]

Franky Valli and the Four Seasons. My girlfriend was certain in the song Let's Hang On, he was singing '"we got a lota lucky twi nuts" instead of "we got a lota love between us". How the heck do I remember this crap?

[red-beard]

Well, anything by Nivana...

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

In Blinded by the Light........."Wrapped up like a Deuce" not douche'.

I got so sick of hearing Manfred Mann's version on the radio.... toooo much .

Springsteen wrote it fwiw...

"Revved up like a deuce..." is what it was s'posed to be.... but I ain't about to hear it again just for clarification.... not even once

[Robert Coats]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

True story: When Iron Butterfly recorded "In the Garden of Eden"

Made a great Bart prank:

https://youtu.be/qSCUhqsy4Nk

[Tervuren]

"One Horse Soap and Sleigh."

From Jingle Bells.

Never made sense to me, but lots of big band Christmassy stuff had nonsense lyrics so I never thought too much about it.

[SCadaddle]

Lady friend singing Jimmy Buffet:

"Stepped on a pop tart, blew out my flip flop"

Whoaaaa! Who the hell has ever stepped on a pop tart?!

College buddy listening and singing with a blues band:

"My baby got a black cap on"

Hey! Dude! It's "My baby got a BLACK CAT BONE!"

My dear friend once upon a time on a long road trip:

"We're gonna hit the Krystal drive thru for some cat heads (he's a product of the Mississippi Delta where they have cat head biscuits) and pull a Steely Dan"

Huh?

"yeah, you know, drink scotch whiskey all night long and dine behind the wheel"!

[dafischer]

Two ticks and a parasite...

[herr_oberst]

I can't get no girly action

[rcooled]

...'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

-Hendrix

[flipper35]

My cousin used to sing new just like a raisin instead of dude looks like a lady.

[SCadaddle]

Duran Duran "Girls on Film" was always "Germs on Phlegm".

[mattdavis11]

Never leave your pizza burning.

Beast of burden

[Seahawk]

I'm You're Penis...

Shocking Blue

[herr_oberst]

An adjacent sidebar; on the Conan Podcast, the producer was telling Conan that his wife thought the name was McJagger, not Mick Jagger.

[masraum]

Yes, some lyrics are really hard to hear and understand, but a lot of the stuff that you guys are posting is not anything that I'd misunderstood. But then I know that different folks have different capacities for hearing and understanding speech. For instance, I understand folks with fairly strong accents most of the time, but I've known other folks that had a really hard time understanding people with thick accents, whether they are foreign (English, Scottish, Indian, etc...) or even people with thick accents from the New England area.

[livi]

[KevinTodd]

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

In Blinded by the Light........."Wrapped up like a Deuce" not douche'.

Still not quite there.....

It's "revved up like a deuce"

[HobieMarty]

Ten devils in the freezer...

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