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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Chitown Burbs
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My now deceased Internist was doing the probe and I commented, "Isn't this fun"? His response - "The view back here isn't much better"?
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Slippery Slope Victim
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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Having Crohn's disease gives you the pleasure of a digital every three months plus a colonoscopy every two years. I had a c-scope yesterday and he now wants to do it every year. Throw in the visit to the urologist every six months for another digital exam and having my anus as a revolving door is no big deal. I always tell the docs that the least they can do is send flowers the day after.😁
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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My understanding is Crohn's sucks. Are you able to keep it at bay to some extent with regular medical attention or treatment?
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Doc: Ok, here we go. And don't get an erection Steve. Patient: My names not Steve. Doctor: I know, I'm Steve. I was talking to myself. The another joke punchline is "Read the card! Read the card!"
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Since my PSA's were always good, at my request, the PA I go to never did the procedure. She's very attractive...I was afraid the erection would be mine. Hey, made it to 81...I'm sure no need to exam now...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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Mine was the exact opposite. She must have been 31 and a brunette.
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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You'd think she'd be retired before turning 81.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
Posts: 4,379
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Cheers, Mike
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If my PA gave one like this, I may have wanted one. Alas, despite her attractiveness, my PA is 100% business...
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