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My now deceased Internist was doing the probe and I commented, "Isn't this fun"? His response - "The view back here isn't much better"?

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Having Crohn's disease gives you the pleasure of a digital every three months plus a colonoscopy every two years. I had a c-scope yesterday and he now wants to do it every year. Throw in the visit to the urologist every six months for another digital exam and having my anus as a revolving door is no big deal. I always tell the docs that the least they can do is send flowers the day after.😁
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My understanding is Crohn's sucks. Are you able to keep it at bay to some extent with regular medical attention or treatment?
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I heard the joke as:
Doctor says take your clothes off.
Doctor then says totally normal to get an erection.
Patient says I was going to get an erection.
Doctor says I wasn’t talking about you.
Steve Sweeny I believe
I think it's:

Doc: Ok, here we go. And don't get an erection Steve.

Patient: My names not Steve.

Doctor: I know, I'm Steve. I was talking to myself.

The another joke punchline is "Read the card! Read the card!"
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Since my PSA's were always good, at my request, the PA I go to never did the procedure. She's very attractive...I was afraid the erection would be mine. Hey, made it to 81...I'm sure no need to exam now...
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Mine was the exact opposite. She must have been 31 and a brunette.
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Since my PSA's were always good, at my request, the PA I go to never did the procedure. She's very attractive...I was afraid the erection would be mine. Hey, made it to 81...I'm sure no need to exam now...
You'd think she'd be retired before turning 81.
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you'd think she'd be retired before turning 81.
lol!
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My understanding is Crohn's sucks. Are you able to keep it at bay to some extent with regular medical attention or treatment?
Steve, yes it is in remission due to a bimonthly injection of Humira.

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If my PA gave one like this, I may have wanted one. Alas, despite her attractiveness, my PA is 100% business...

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