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I know a guy who has Herman and Lily Munster on his knuckles. needless to say, he's a big Munsters fan
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How bad are the translations that your wife has seen ? Has she ever asked, and corrected a tattoo on somebody ? When it comes to symbols like that, you HAVE to research it. I mean, come on, its going to be on your body for the rest of your life. I would hate to think I have a symbol that I think represents my dad, but yet really means Yogurt, LOL.:eek: |
My aversion to tattoos comes from growing up out in hicksville, where the only people who had tattoos were the bikers. Not the noveau hick accounts with $35k bikes with matching accessories and payment plans, but real bikers; with sunburns, missing teeth, and BO just this side of a rendering truck. On the back of the hawg was the "old lady," (1 out of 2 ain't bad) cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a can of Bud at the ready. A real 'looker" in them days was a gal with 2 teeth pointing the same direction; don't have to be in the same jaw. Poor white trash wasn't just an affectation - it was a way of life. These were the heady days before helmet laws or regulations concerning inbreeding.
So that's the image that pops in my mind when I see a chick with a tattoo. In short, tattoos have been co-opted by suburbanites just like Harleys and rap. |
O ya, and On a side not, I would NEVER get a tattoo on arms below my elbow. Not there is anything wrong with that, I just dont like the look. Or on the side of my neck, or head. My calvs are a different story.
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lol widebody. Well, I have all my teeth, no sunburt, but a light tan, and I smell fresh.
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Bettie Page? Wow. I take back everything bad I ever said about tattoos. Bettie Page? Are you serious?
(I think Bettie page may well have been the woman Thom described on the back of the Harley.) http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/bondage15.jpg |
Oh dear!!
What is that nasty woman doing to poor Betty? |
Bettie was a skank. I think Bettie discovered skank.
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<i>"A real 'looker" in them days was a gal with 2 teeth pointing the same direction; don't have to be in the same jaw."</i>
Exactly! Of course, the best pickup line in those Hicksville bars was, "Nice tooth." BTW, the only tattoo I've ever liked was one I saw just recently. An attractive client/friend has a 'toe-ring' tattoo. Or maybe it was just the way she took her shoe and sock off at the dinner table in a crowded restaurant to show me ...... |
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The best one was a dude I knew who went by the handle of "Jefe" (Spanish for "boss"). Quite an ego, you can be sure. He decided to get "Maaved" (Hebrew for "boss") tattooed on his shoulder. Now, the "D" in Hebrew looks very much like the "R"......so he wound up, unknowingly, with "Maaver". Which, loosely translated, means "pedestrian crossing". :D Disclaimer: I don't know Hebrew, so my translations/spelling/whatever may be off. |
How the hell I missed this thread, I just don't know, but here I go...
Overdone, overwrought, overkill. I think tattoos fall in the same realm as footbinding. A horrible manner of self-expression, and one that's made worse today by its trendiness. Only last night, I saw some little Asian girl with a full-on Medusa on her back. I have to say it's the only tattoo I've seen that was half way cool. The barbed wire **** is boring. Lightening bolts and whatever equally so. Want distinction? DON'T get a tattoo. I drop my kid off at school, and see all these washed-up mothers with their runy-assed goddess and butterfly tats on their ankles, middle-aged girl guts, arms, sway-back backs above their droopy hineys, and sagging shoulders, and think, "man (or woman) that's only gonna' look worse when your kid really starts to notice you shouldn't have put that crap on yourself to begin with." I look forward to the day all these so-called "hip" anti (but really supportive of) pop culture Social Distortion throwbacks look at themselves in a full-length mirror and realize their "creativity" has started to blur together because "age" (not maturity) has caused their skin to go leathery. Want to change your look? Get a tan. |
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Just to bring this back to topic, the stupidest tattoo I have ever seen: Some idiot with a dotted line all around his neck with the words "cut here" above it. Guess he thought that makes for a tough look. Of course, Charles Manson's tattoo of a swastika between his eyes is champagne stupidity too. |
My wife's trailer-trash cousin got a yin-yang (Tao symbol, not a phallus) put on her thigh. She proceeded to gain 100 lbs. and now it's more of an oval shape. :eek:
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Yeah - reeaaaal sexy. |
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