Peeing for distance?

[Steve Carlton]

Originally Posted by masraum

Drinking several beers 6-8 in quick succession will help even more than a lot of water. Then if you really want an accurate measurement, use some paper that'll darken when wet, like old grocery bags, newspaper or packing paper.

Agree. That's better than laying out a tape measure. And tastier, too!

[Steve Carlton]

The asparagus part is genius.

[ltusler]

After prostate removal due to cancer, I can pee like a 17 year old, unfortunatley, thats all I can do.

[MAS956]

If peeing on my own two feet is counted as half of the four feet, yeah I'm probably good. I'd say more but weirdly need to pee. Hold my beer and watch this!

[A930Rocket]

I could spell my first and last name, taking a leak. In cursive.

Then again, it’s only seven letters!

My dad used to say, when you’re young, you pull your junk out to pee and zip it up when you’re finished. When you’re middle-aged, you pull your junk out, but forget to zip up. When you’re old, you don’t bother to pull your junk out.

[Steve Carlton]

A high school bud used to say "Don't forget to wiggle and dance, or the last two drops go in your pants."

[fanaudical]

I read the thread title and immediately thought to myself:

"Did Vash already run out of hobbies in his retirement?..."

[sc_rufctr]

I've never peed in the snow.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by ltusler

After prostate removal due to cancer, I can pee like a 17 year old, unfortunatley, thats all I can do.

A friend of mine is in the same situation (Viagra doesn't help). He was only 46 when diagnosed.

If it helps... You're still here so it could've been a lot worse.

[KFC911]

I don't want to brag ... but ...

Java and a deck (speeled correctly/no typo ) ...

What do I win ?

edited: An Aerosmith "record" ?

Somebody's gotta post BTIR now ...

Play it Steve ...

[vash]

Originally Posted by ltusler

After prostate removal due to cancer, I can pee like a 17 year old, unfortunatley, thats all I can do.

This happened to my cousin. He’s fine now.

We were never close. But cancer took out almost all males from my dad’s side. So we made efforts to get to know each other.

We pay attention to our bodies. So I was half serious pissing and walking off the puddle for distance. 😉

[911 Rod]

I pee on my 2 feet sometimes

[NY65912]

Perhaps another test would be per duration. Sometimes it feels as if it takes 20 minutes to do the deed.

[HobieMarty]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

I could spell my first and last name, taking a leak. In cursive.



Then again, it’s only seven letters!



My dad used to say, when you’re young, you pull your junk out to pee and zip it up when you’re finished. When you’re middle-aged, you pull your junk out, but forget to zip up. When you’re old, you don’t bother to pull your junk out.

Haha, I've done this before but only writing my first name in the sand, in cursive, and making a nice loop at the tail of the Y. Lol.

By the way, with the 4 foot distance thing, does peeing off a balcony count?

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[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by 911 Rod

I pee on my 2 feet sometimes

Not all of it, but the last dozen drops for sure.

I have not pee'd 4' since I last actually saw my dude like 20 years ago. I know it's there, but my gut has created a blind spot.