An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,
"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's office and say things like that."Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied,"You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something like that, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied,
"You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "What are you here for today,"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

Craig, this post is useless with out a Random Photo. But please not one related to that story. :D

Then how about a successful p*ss story?

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in Slovakia's Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out with his hands.

But he realised the snow was falling faster than he could dig. and would soon fill his car.

He had 60 500ml bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it.

"It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt," he said later. "But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful."

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URBAN LEGEND

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No problem, no charge - the joke is on me.

That's funny...

Oh here is a pic of dick. He's tricky....

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It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1134676695.jpg

I'm sorry, but am I the only one who thinks this pic is just WRONG????? :eek:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1134688180.jpg

Randy

Wrong in so many ways...I wonder if that's the last picture that camera ever took? :p

Aaahhh!! My eyes! My eyes! It might also be the last picture I ever see!

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Racer,

So true, unfortunately the only thing that they are adept at is shoving the knife in our soldiers backs after pledging to support them.

Joe A

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9...aslochi1jo.jpg


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Ronin: The skin on the gal with the yellow undies looks pretty young......:cool:

what about this one?

Edited. Pic removed. -Z-man.

quite sceptical at first, but a quick test revealed that they are both at RGB 107. talk about effing with the old optic nerve!

Perfect!