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Or am I supposed to be the blue platform / doghouse they are sitting on which would represent the fact that I'm in the dog house due to this boards overall disatisfaction of my moderating... Or am I the guy in the background stooped over, which would represent the fact that I am bent over and about to get reamed again... Oh, I am sooo confused.... better call my therapist... just hate it when you guys attack - this doesn't really help my low self-esteem issues, ya know.... ![]() -Z-man. PS: Joe and I have come to an agreement of sorts, I think.
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Yo Joe!
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone rang. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
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Believe that its taken care of now but instead of restoring the photo that I posted that had been deleted, instead he pulled the photo that someone else posted has been sitting on this thread for weeks. I asked why it was pulled and he said that to make it fair that the other photo had to be removed. So now we have two copies of the same photo removed that are not offensive or showing any nudity what so ever. Guess we can show photos all day long of ladies in see through tops and bottoms but one with a girl with popcorn covering all her crotch is offensive. Wonder why seeing nipples and vagina lips through see through fabric is ok but popcorn and seeing nothing is not... I guess its a step in the right direction... Believe that I will head downstairs and have some popcorn! ![]()
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Joe...who knows how moderators think? That is one of the mysteries of the Internet. I logged off the S registry board...because the moderators there would not remove posters who knew the price of everything, the value of nothing. Now? I just try to go with the flow. If I don't like the flow? I find another stream to swim in. Over there, on the S registry board? I got really tired of those who kept bragging that they were going to be the guy to die with the most toys... Here? I love the diversity of it all.
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Originally posted by Z-man Wait - am I the black doggie, which would represent the need for me to turn my back and ignore stuff that goes on here... -Z-man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought you were the Walrus.
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