World's largest open-pit diamond mine:

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Back when men were men...

....and drove one handed at 200 mph trying to get the seat belt latched.

What the heck are we looking at here and where is this guy's head??????????

Thom's building a porcupine car?

Explain?

Yeah; this time, the pricks will be on the outside of the car...

Good thing she had it checked as soon as she noticed a noise!

LOL!

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http://www.uwm.edu/~kahl/Presentations/Siberia/17.htm

Wanted:

New Javelin catcher. Last emplyee pinned down and cannot work.

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oooh, look at all the dirt on that end... must be fun cleaning out that hole. ouch!

I'm betting that the jeans, shoe and epidermis wiped it clean before it went in. That's a helluva way to get the stigmata.

That's going to leave a mark...

"tis only a flesh wound"

except Jacky Ickx, who simply walked to his car, took his time to strap in , start his engine, and win anyway with his GT40
while John Woolfe in his 917 fatally crashed in lap 1

Ickx prooved the case, and the next year there no longer was a running start.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/ventcover.asp

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These Javelin catchers have no right to be surprised when they get hit. Javelled? - is that a word?

In pain OK but not surprised. The people throwing these pointy things, they're aiming at you.

"skewered" should cover it