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Ricer:
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torquehttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1168981274.jpg

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Nice, but personally Id like to see that big vein photoshopped out

Those are your legs, aren't they Craig!

Well, you know know another one who knows him. We flew him on several tours years ago.

Nice guy in person but back then the entire groups nickname was "hoover" and it had nothing to do with cleaning the carpet on the plane. They floated off of the plane most of the time.

Their music is nice but like many others I cannot stand what he has done trying to get attention in the last 10 years.

She's in her mid forties......not bad...

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Nice to know I wasn't the only one thinking that.

:D

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(Damn, I gotta get that vein taken care of....at least I shaved...)

That's no vein (jeesh you guys are harsh).

This is a vein (and there are plenty worse...)

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Wow, that's a WORM!

I've always thought Sting had a sophisticated sound in his solo career. He's even written music about doing good - not bad for a "Hoover". I guess he's grown (up) a little!

Obligatory photo:
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Pam and Angela from "The Office". Talk about golden globes...

OK some more pleasant stuff

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Please, PLEASE do NOT prove your point by posting worse.

I enjoy this thread and that would ruin it. How about some gratuitous female flesh again...preferably NOT covering circulatory maladies. Or perhaps more kickazz cars? How about a combo plate; a Woody? (repost admittedly)

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Guarantee neither of these leg-sets are mine!

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I've met Stevie Wonder a couple of times...even had lunch at his place in Calabasas. He doesn't need the trumpets...you can feel his presence before he even gets in the room. Quite amazing...

Dan, I suppose it wouldn't be good to tell you that I wasn't even thought of in 1974. Oh well. I wouldn't call it old, I call it aging to perfection like a bottle of vintage wine.

Bugatti Veyron statistics:
8.0L
16 cylinders - two V8 engines mated at the cranks
Each cylinder has 4 valves - 64 valves
4 camshafts
4 turbochargers
DSG clutch
7 gears
8 milisecond gear shift time
4 wheel drive
175.8 in long
78.7 in wide
47.5 in tall
4,160 lbs
529 hp/ton
10 radiators
1001 horespower
922 lb/ft torque
0-60 in 2.5 seconds
253.3 mph top speed

The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is currently the most powerful, most expensive, and fastest street-legal production car in the world.

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I think it is butt ugly.

Early 70s, the family boat and yes, that little guy is me:rolleyes: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1169006109.jpg http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1169006166.jpg