- Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
- Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty and the pig loves it.
- Life's tough and then you live forever. Are you going to live in the Smoking or Non-Smoking section of eternity?
- Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- If you kicked the person most directly responsible for all your problems, YOU wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. (Alfred E Newman)

very true

Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger.

Confucious says: Man who paint bathroom door, not always *****house painter.

If some is good, more is better, and too much is almost enough. - Me, when I started modifying the 911

Please take your cash

-ATM

now that is timely indeed. (and required instructions for some boneheads)

hmm, kinda like my tuning method "crank it up until it breaks and then back it off a notch"

"Foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds." H.D. Thurough
<p>"Floated in the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't" Douglas Adams <i>Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy</i><p>"It's all fun and games untill someone lostses an eye" Dude I used to work with. Misspelling intentional.

"I'm one of 11 children. One day my Mother sat us all down and said, 'You, Carlos, and you, Maria, are smart. You have a chance to be rich some day. The rest of you? You'd better hope one of these MFers gets rich!'"

Carlos Mencia

Best words of wisdom I ever got about work...

1. Never trust management.
2. Never pi$$ off admin.

Got those from the best boss I ever had!

Painted on a toilet wall in a theatre in Adelaide: "the wages of sin is death"
and below it in another handwriting "but the hours are good!"

On the side of a bus shelter in NewZealand.
Australia sux
and under it in another handwriting
NewZealand nill

speak softly and carry a big stick...

those who choose not to make declarative statements, will not look foolish in after thought....

the words i live by....

steve

If the answer is 'Cock Robin'-----What is the question?


Q.--"What's that up my bum, Batman?"

If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy .....

Red Green...nice.

I once worked with an Engineer who went to school with Red. He gave up on engineering to concentrate on doing a local televised variety show with his wife. The showbiz bug bit him hard.

Saw this on a bumper sticker the other day.

"Don't Fck with my head and I won't think with my dick".

It was on a mid 80's Bronco, Dude driving had the biggest mullet ever, LOL.

From the movie The Devil's Rejects:

(an ugly, horse toothed scary clown) says to a small boy: What's a matter kid, you don't like clowns?

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