ALI G show

serge944 · serge944's Garage

Apparently 90% of my friends have never seen this show, aii. Any of you guys fans?

Respek.

adrian jaye · 09-02-2004, 02:36 AM

AAAAAAAAAIIITE

tHE Thames Valley region, meets at de crooked billet first Thursday of da month, (www.playback.demon.co.uk)
cos we is de ivor posse....

and me and me julie get busy in da carpark, and she'ss well fit,seen.

But I gotta warn ya, we wears yellow cos we is de west staines massive, and our turf, is from the bumble bee's day nursery, near the roundabout.

and the other mingers were green and day is da east staines massive, cos west end rules,,,, nuff said

so all I gots to say is 2 words....

KEEP IT REAL..... and no thats not 3, cos IT aint a real word its short for INIT, init you spanner

laters

aaaaaaaaaaaaaite

TerryBPP · 09-02-2004, 06:26 AM

adrian jaye · 09-02-2004, 07:15 AM

booyakasha !

Ali Gee addressing the "womens liberation organisation"

AG "All the beeethes in the house say ho !"
(women go mental)
AG "Are you all eggy, cos you is on !" ????

hahahahaha

ALI G In dA House,

wickedeset film i's ever seen, for real !

George 911-V8 · 09-02-2004, 07:51 AM

Wigger

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TerryBPP · 09-02-2004, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by George 911-V8
Wigger

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Sacha Baron Cohen plays a lot of different characters in his show. Leave it up to a hick to use a derogatory term against a person that doesn't even exist.

adrian jaye · 09-02-2004, 08:43 AM

funny gee things.

1> Took ages before people sussed it was a "white" guy playing a black guy, from a white stereotypical view

2> in his weekly show, he always used a term Punani, which Channel 4 did'nt pick up, until someone wrote in and complained (when the series finished) that it was a black term referiing to a women's, sexual organ.
blatently being used before the watershed !

3> more white people complained about the ali-g charachter being racist, than black people.

4> best bits on the ali g show,
i) Amazing Staines - (re-written version of amazzing grace)

ii) Sending relief to Asia sketch,
Ali wanted to send technics turntables to asia, so poor kids like "usamma" could make real mix tapes, quoting, "Give a man a mix tape and he'll dance all night, teach him how to mix and he'll dance for life"

iii) remixing artists tracks live on the show, best one was, Chrissy Hind (sp?) she did one of her slow ballads so he started putting a fast D&B bassline and speeded her up.

iv) the ALI Gee dancers,,,, ahhhhhhhhh well fit, in all dat tight black leather

v) the spoof interviews with people. Interviewing a guy who was an economist and asking him about how to be rich, and then saying "Like if I had a thousand pounds I'd be a millionaire !" guy replies no you wouldnt so ali says "So how much money do I need to be a milionaire"

vi) In the film, feeling up this fit asian girl, then his g/friend walks up and says "Oi stop feeling up neena",
Oh Sorry I gots mixed up I though she was you, she replies "funny you dont get confused with mary!" (que big fat girl)

dayem, just so funny !

adrian jaye · 09-02-2004, 08:44 AM

is it cos I is black ?

}{arlequin · }{arlequin's Garage

I love that show. He cracks me up. I don't know how he keeps a straight face in his interviews.

red ufo · 09-02-2004, 10:27 AM

does you think George V8 is high up in da Klan?

david.avery · david.avery's Garage

Borat is my favorite... Ever see the one where he says: "wuuud you lahk tooo zee pictures of mahhhh wifff?" and he shows pics of his fictional wife in Kazekstan, and one of them is a pic of her on her back nude with legs "akimbo"... Damn hilarious!

red ufo · 09-02-2004, 10:39 AM

The funniest was tricking those dudes into thinking they were on some MTV spring break type of show and flexing there muscles for the camera. Then telling them to say "hi to the gay network in the UK". Then those dudes freaked out from a super punk!

serge944 · serge944's Garage

Remember the second 1st season eipsode. When he had the interview with a drug expert.

"So, if i was jus gettin started, would dis be a good first smoke?"

or later...

"Does class A drug absolutely guarantee that they is better quality?"

finally...

"So what is the lesson? Da real lesson people out der need to know?"
"Substances, chemicals, drugs affect the way your body works. Your body is built beautifully"
"Thank you" << "And if you consume them, youre taking a big risk of having your body run not so well."

Im also surprised how he does the show and keeps a straight face. But occasionally, you do see a smirk on his face.

adrian jaye · 09-03-2004, 03:04 AM

At the cannes film festival , the porn version

and asking a women to get her "babs out"
...for real !!!

Smoking a joint with one of thoes politicians

chained to a railing, pants being pulled down and a "well fit" bird walks by and he's not fully (AHEM!) so he says to him self

"jenifer lopez, jenifer lopez and that fit one from destiny's child"

wicked...... immoral..... satirical..... totally un-pc

and I loved every minute of it