A Soldier's Christmas

[Victor]

Right - unless you have something meaningfull to contribute to the rodeo clown thread - I'M OUTTA HERE!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=196923

Oh and you still seem to be ignoring my question....let me know if you want me to re-phrase and I will get onto it as soon as I sober up. Not all of us are in the same time zone.

[rcecale]

Victor, old sport, I suppose I'll have to ask you to rephrase your "question." I've gone back to the beginning of this thread and have yet to see one asked by you. (Unless you're talking about the "missing you" question, which I have indeed answered.)

Go ahead and sober up, buddy. Then report back to me with your question. But let's not dally, I haven't got all day, you know. Well, actually, it's only 6:30am, so I DO have MOST of the day, but, let's not look at it that way. Sober up, get some rest and come back and play when you're ready. You big knucklehead, you.

Randy

[Victor]

Randy - the question is there allright. You probably just missed it because of a punctuation error on my part.

I never thaught I would would quote myself but:

[Victor]

Originally posted by Victor
I'm back! Missed me?

Your military killed my opa! *SNIP*

So if your poems are equally valid for me too then: BRING ON THE SCHMALTZ!

*SNIP*

You with me yet?

[rcecale]

Wow! Here it is, 6:30 or so in the morning and I'm having to deal with the rantings of a drunk. Well, at least you don't seem to be slurring. (Although I'm not to sure about that "schmaltz" part. Must be german, right?) It would be nice, though, if you could be a bit more articulate. But, just to humor you, I'll venture a guess that you're saying the US military killed your Opa duinrg WWII? Would that be correct? (Note the "?" at the end of my questions.) Yer killin me, here, Victor.

Randy

[Victor]

Originally posted by rcecale
Victor, old sport, * SNIP* Well, actually, it's only 6:30am, *SNIP*

Randy

Randy - What are you? Some sort of garbologist? Who the hell gets up at that time of the morning to argue with knuckleheads? Most normal blokes are still spreadeagled and half dreaming about swedish all nude (female) volleyball teams at that time.

I have an excuse - its 11:00PM over here. And I have taken my fair share of hits to the head in my day....

[Victor]

Oh Randy.

You are starting to see some light - I am proud of you. Now think of your last post in light of the poem that originated this entire thread and tell me honestly who the drunks are.

You are retired USMC right? So you must have a clue about how farked the whole military thing is. Or has the brainwashing worket ATP?

[rcecale]

Victor, please, enough of the games already. If you have a question, ask it. I really don't feel like playing 20 Questions with you.

Look, hopefully you're recovered from last night's beer binge by now. But just in case, I'm typing very lightly. And very slowly too. Maybe you don't read so fast, I don't know. See how compassionate and considerate an American Military guy can be? Maybe I'm just getting soft in my retirement...

So, once again, ask your question. And remember, the "?" goes at the end of it. Although, if you're spanish, you can flip it upside down and place it at the beginning of the question. But please.....ask your question...

Randy

[Victor]

Originally posted by rcecale
Which question? This one?



No, actually, I didn't miss you. Even though I read the news of your departure, it really had no effect. Must be because I had heard that story before. Way too many times.

And, you slight me for cutting and pasting? Let's revisit your attempt at "originality" on the first page of this thread. Sheesh, whatta maroon!

Randy

Hey! That was much more than cutting and pasting. That was some of my finest Photoshopping.

[Victor]

Randy - truth be known the real question is too personal to ask on a public chat board where everyone is anonymous and I could be under surveillance by my peers in the office and Lord knows where else. Hence the round about manner in previous posts.

It’s a question for face to face discussion during / after a few beers.

Yes – I am pretty sober at the moment.

[rcecale]

PHOTOSHOPPING?????

You mean this fine example of American soldiery didn't really say this???


I'm outraged! How could you, you fraud???

WOW! Don't I feel like the fool... I was actually starting to sway to your way of thinking. You ALMOST had me. whew!

(yeah, right! )

Anyway, if it's all the same to you then, Victor, you don't have to ask your question. I'm sure you probably wouldn't have liked my answer any....no matter WHAT the question was.

Cheers, mate. I'll let you off the hook.

Randy

[rcecale]

Hey, Victor! You're a musician, correct?

Wonder what kind of reaction you'd get from your audience if you played this one for them, as a tribute to our military forces serving in Iraq. Yes, indeed, there are Aussies there too.

Click here.

Randy

[Victor]

[rcecale]

Sorry 'bout that. I fixed the link. Try again.

Randy

[Victor]

Originally posted by rcecale
Hey, Victor! You're a musician, correct?

Wonder what kind of reaction you'd get from your audience if you played this one for them, as a tribute to our military forces serving in Iraq. Yes, indeed, there are Aussies there too.

Click here.

Randy

There would probably not be a dry eye in the house Randy. I'm no much of a singer.....

[SIR944]

Hi Victor, Melb is a great city! Dont let these red necks get you down! Its good to have another opnion other than the group think that goes on.