Jennifer Lopez - Page 2

speeder · speeder's Garage

She just needs a good spanking.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 02-26-2005, 01:18 AM

She's an unattractive whore

89911 · 02-26-2005, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by white87911
Come on guys! We are talking about a girl that worked her way up from the bottom to become a huge multi-million dollar star of music and TV if any of us had half the drive this girl has in her little finger we would not be sitting at home on a Friday night in ront of a computer talking about her.

I wish I had her passion.

In a sense your right. It is amazing how someone which so little talent can be making so much money. But if anyone has noticed lately (Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Linsey Lohan) being a huge multi-million star and actually having talent are two completely different things. And about that Butt of hers. Don't trust any pictures until you see her in person. I would bet almost all those pictures are digitally fixed. I 've seen some candid pictures of her and she looks like any other hoochie mama that need to shed 40 lbs.

SteveStromberg · 02-26-2005, 08:55 AM

Just wait she will be fatter than Christy Alley

temo79 · temo79's Garage

I'd hit it till' I heard bones rubbing.

Moneyguy1 · 02-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Re: no talent:

(excerpt from Alan Sherman comedy record from the 60s)

The guy on the drums is Ringo Starr,

The others they play with him

It's nice to know that you can go far

Without any sense of rythm.....

bluebullet · 02-27-2005, 02:05 AM

i wonder if she takes it in the caboose. That is, if you can find it down in the grand canyon that she calls an ass crack.

DeutschMark · 02-27-2005, 08:06 AM

She might be a good dancer, but she's a rotten singer. I can't believe anyone could respect someone who was married to a thug like Puff Daddy.

SLO-BOB · 02-27-2005, 08:41 AM

Opinions vary on looks, but I feel she's just another media-centric nutcase like the rest. Their lives are so shallow and pathetic. Like big, spoiled babies that have to surround themselves with shiny toys and new relationships because their lives have no substance.

I had the misfortune of watching Brittany Spears on a SNL repeat last night. She was the musical guest with Halley Berry as host. While I think Ms. Berry is totally hot physically, she seems at best vacuous. Ms. Spears on the other hand looked like a bagged out scrub woman. She displayed zero talent in both singing and dancing. Kind of dissapointing as, prior to last night's viewing, I thought she was hot. I assumed she was talented. Not even close. More packaging.

targa911S · 02-28-2005, 11:26 AM

NASA has pics of that butt from space! kinda like The Great Wall. You ain't lying about Spanish TV. I had to learn Spanish just so I wouldn't feel so guilty about watching Telemundo!

Neilk · 02-28-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by 89911
In a sense your right. It is amazing how someone which so little talent can be making so much money. But if anyone has noticed lately (Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Linsey Lohan) being a huge multi-million star and actually having talent are two completely different things.

Hey, I have seen Paris' video (downloaded) ... how dare you say she doesn't have any talent?

M.D. Holloway · 02-28-2005, 01:47 PM

Neilk:
I saw both of Paris's videos - very dissappointing. I got more from "Girls Gone Crazy (any vol) then watch Paris take it or gobble knob. She reminded me of a chick in HS I dated who was just dirty and boring at the same time - too bad the tramp in HS wasn't an hieress to a zillion bucks, money can make you put up with a lot!

stuartj · 02-28-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Jared Fenton
She's an unattractive whore

Why, how very Catholic of you.

The lady may be, IYO, unattractive (I bet you, like me, get mistaken for George Cluney all the time?) but really- whore?

Excuse me, but I think your misogyny is showing.

Stuart

vash · vash's Garage

if i had to go with a singer/actor, i would pick lohan. HOT!

never seen either paris video, altho i think she is hot in a millionaire type of way. if a friend wanted to find the video, where would he go? haha

M.D. Holloway · 02-28-2005, 07:04 PM

Vash, now now, if it was worth while I would share but it is nothing but a waste of hours and hours of mindless, gratuatus (sp) sex which you don't need to see.

speeder · speeder's Garage

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Originally posted by vash

never seen either paris video, altho i think she is hot in a millionaire type of way. if a friend wanted to find the video, where would he go? haha

There's this thing called Google.

SteveStromberg · 03-01-2005, 07:49 AM

Big Arse Small Brain

http://drudgereport.com/flash3jl.htm

legion · 03-01-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Moses
Yeah, I don't get it. If the world needs a latina sex symbol, a one hour stroll in New York will provide a few dozen women that make J-Lo look absolutely average.

I submit that Salma Hayek is better looking, and more talented, both as an actress and singer.

I submit that Penélope Cruz is better looking and a more talented actress.

Heck, I submit that Cheech Marin is better looking and has more acting talent.

Overpaid Slacker · 03-01-2005, 01:09 PM

Taco-Flavored Kisses!

JP

Joeaksa · 03-01-2005, 01:24 PM

Was in the exec pax terminal in Vegas recently and some dumpy latino girl with a wimpy boyfriend came walking through the lobby. The checker at the local groc store looked better than she did. Not many paid too much attention to her but she then walked out to a Gulfstream on the ramp.

I asked who that was and found out that we had just seen JLo without makeup ... was not impressed at all...

JoeA