Jennifer Lopez - Page 3

speeder · speeder's Garage

That must be some grocery store you got there in, what is it, Phoenix Joe?

I can see calling her a lousy singer/actress/etc.., but she is definitely beautiful. That's not an ugly woman. I've been up close to her in good lighting, and believe me, most of the broads that you guys refer to walking around New York would not want to stand next to her.

Yeah, just a typical fat Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx:

Joeaksa · 03-01-2005, 03:22 PM

Denis,

Take any descent looking lady and with the right makeup, a bit of airbrush and she can be very nice looking.

I swear, had I not asked who she was she was just another latino bimbo who would not draw anyone's attention. She was nothing to worry about in person.

Joe

cmccuist · 03-01-2005, 04:05 PM

Baby Got Back!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

M.D. Holloway · 03-01-2005, 05:29 PM

she does look very yummy in that pic...but I bet that was after a week or binge / purge and fake bake. The airbrush has it's place but it can onlt hide so much. She does look pretty strack and it makes me wheez to think p-diddy daddy puffy pickel or what ever the hell his name is was turf'n it.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 03-01-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by stuartj
Why, how very Catholic of you.

The lady may be, IYO, unattractive (I bet you, like me, get mistaken for George Cluney all the time?) but really- whore?

Excuse me, but I think your misogyny is showing.

Stuart

Whever said I was Catholic?

1. Salma Hayek
2. Shakira
3. Penelope Cruz (who my mother is actually a dead ringer for)
4. Jessica Alba

Now those are some good looking Latinas

coolbeverage · 03-02-2005, 10:02 AM

Whatever happened to Shakira that was a latin hottie that lit a fire in my pants. Or have you seen the new Latin hottie they are calling the new Selena she is on a Pepsi commercial.....that woman is oh so hot...or Tom's new woman....WOW.... from Columbia now that Penelopie Cruz in on the outs

Tishabet · 03-02-2005, 10:11 AM

I thought penelope Cruz was from Spain?

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 10:23 AM

Tshabet: She is from Spain - separate note, I used to live in Arlington MA from 87 to 95, on Alpine Street. Are you closer to Lexington or Cambridge?

Tishabet · 03-02-2005, 10:30 AM

Huh! Small world!
I live right in the center of town on Jason Street, which is about equidistant from Lexington and Cambridge. I'm about 10 houses away from Mass Ave, about 4-5 minutes walk from Town Hall/Library/Center of town. I actually grew up a couple of towns away in Concord.

gaijindabe · 03-02-2005, 10:38 AM

I thought Selma Hayek's family was from Hungary or someplace?? I met a Peruvian gal a few weeks ago - a German last name, red hair and 2 inches taller than me.. Go figure.

Anyway - I cannot believe this thread is still going..

J.Lo is a pretty woman, but she is in her late 30s.. So in the context of "pop-tart" talent, she is a bit long in the tooth. She should act and dress her age and maybe would get more respect.

As grand-papa would say: "You cant take mutton and dress it like lamb".

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 10:48 AM

I used to run/jog Mass Ave everyday. When I was there, I dated this girl who was 18, from Denmark and was working as a nanny for someone near that street. Her name was May Andereasen, she changed it to Andersen. She was pretty darn cute for sure - smoked 3 packs of reds a day and drank about two gallons of diet coke. She didn't shower a lot but she didn't stink eighter - go figuer. We dated heavy for about a year. We split when she went back to Denmark, I then met my wife and the rest is history. While in the US, she did get a bunch of pics taken, started modeling on the side (and yes I did take some "pics" and no you can't see them!). Anyway, here is how she turned out. She made it ot SI's swimsuit edition last year. My brothers and a few friends and wife can attest to my involvement with her. No BS! BTW - she lies about her age!

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 10:52 AM

Here she is again, and just think, she was right down the road from you! Tshabet! Oh the times on Walden pond...I still have the scars (emotional and physical!)

SLO-BOB · 03-02-2005, 11:01 AM

Wow-today must be "What quasi-celebrity have you boned?"day.

Me with the "Lange Boot Girl". Lube with a SI babe. This begs for a new thread.

MotoSook · 03-02-2005, 11:03 AM

Dang Mike!

Drago · Drago's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Sebring77
Wow-today must be "What quasi-celebrity have you boned?"day. Me with the "Lange Boot Girl". Lube with a SI babe. This begs for a new thread.

I once nailed a Bud Girl...still have her poster stored away somewhere.

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 11:09 AM

May was my finest work for sure. Now, don't get me wrong, I married my soulmate with Lisa and she is cute for sure and is the best wife and mother of my kids I could ask for...
but ............................the past deeds prepare us for our dreams...if only to re-live and not to repeat.

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 11:14 AM

Sebring77: lange Boot girl? I wanna see I wanna see!

Tishabet · 03-02-2005, 11:39 AM

Holy Mackerel! So, uh, Lube, uh, how much for those pics?

coolbeverage · 03-02-2005, 11:42 AM

I love the directions the threads around here go in. Now in order to tie it all together all me need is to find someone on here who has hooked up with J Low. Or someone who has marride J Low..........Anyone...........Anyone.....On a sidebar. Anyone ever seen U Turn? A movie J Low was in while she was still just Jennifer Lopez. She is getting banged by Nick Nolte in it and if you have seen the non edited one you get some good looks at her booty. Anyway her booty ans shrunk at least 45% since those days. Dont believe me watch that movie Selena also.....huge butt in that movie compared to now.

M.D. Holloway · 03-02-2005, 07:44 PM

Theres another movie where Cindy Crawford is getting munched on than tagged - very hot, took place in a railcar - What the heck was that movie? I think one of the Baldwins was in it. Any help?