Girlfriends - Page 3

Groesbeck Hurricane · 05-26-2005, 09:49 AM

Supe,

I finally found that off the shoulder piece you wanted. Small, tasteful flowers. The girls will just LOVE it!!!

All I can say is that I've done the friends with benefits, had the wife that needed to be gotten rid of, and wouldn't trade my wife for anyone.

Oh, and I do want to agree, large ones sag! Small ones stay pert and at attention!

targa911S · 05-26-2005, 12:17 PM

No the little ones sag too..into those fried egg girls. Gimme floppy any day.

Moses · 05-26-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by targa911S
No the little ones sag too..into those fried egg girls. Gimme floppy any day.

Guys usually miss the point. It's not about big or little, it's about density.

targa911S · 05-26-2005, 12:27 PM

Yeah gimme density too!

Superman · 05-26-2005, 04:16 PM

David, I'm looking for a couple of new outfits for a couple of summer events so I appreciate your suggestions. Unfortunately I am a thrift store shopper when it comes to dresses so shopping is hit-or-miss. And again, I really don't have enough on top to hold up a strapless thing. But yeah, an understated floral thing might be nice. I'm hoping to make the ladies jealous.

The important factors is neither size nor density, but shape and proportion. The last pair I saw with my own eyes were darned small, but on a ballet-dancer-type body. That worked! Enough to keep us in the room virtually the entire weekend.

I'll have to post some pics. Of the dresses you houndogs, not the hooters.

Oh, and the features that result in curves are not all-important either. Just like a race car, appearance is one thing and performance quite another. Right now, for me, the sound effects are perhaps at the top of the hierarchy. Get it?

Drago · Drago's Garage

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Originally posted by Superman
Right now, for me, the sound effects are perhaps at the top of the hierarchy. Get it?

So you had a nice weekend at the ocean (with a screamer...or a moaner, you weren't clear on the type of sound)???

Superman · 05-27-2005, 09:23 AM

No, not screams (except for that moment when I accidentally turned the light on and she saw my face). But very peasant sounds were made nonetheless. More line singing or moaning than screaming. Certainly inflated my flacid ego and put lead in my pencil. Exceeding my fantasies in Jr. High. I highly recommend it. Boinking is even better than autocross. Depending on the degree of driving talent you have, and the degree of .....nevermind. I just wish my driving talent were equivalent to my....oh, nevermind again.

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

i have no comment on any of this

except that one

JeremyD · JeremyD's Garage

TMI

Moses · 05-27-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Jeremy964
TMI

That's what happens when little boys discover their pee-pees.

Superman · 05-27-2005, 10:44 AM

TMI?

Superman · 05-27-2005, 10:46 AM

Nevermind. Checked the IAD.

targa911S · 05-27-2005, 11:26 AM

TMI??? IAD??? WTF?????

Superman · 05-27-2005, 11:39 AM

Check the IAD:

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

kang · 05-27-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by Moses
Guys usually miss the point. It's not about big or little, it's about density.

Don't forget the pencil test. That's pretty important too.

Bob's Flat-Six · Bob's Flat-Six's Garage

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Originally posted by phred68

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Yep, A certain amount of "density" in all the right places is the key.