Cool Chick is Pretty Cool

[M.D. Holloway]

We were waiting for you. This is Classic Wilson! Fine work Mark. Hows the hoof?

[island911]

ROLF . .. I wanna licence that one.

[speeder]

Originally posted by island911


Okay, here ya go; seriously; I was on the plane flying back from that visit, and reviewing the pict's I had taken. I'm flip'n thru, when I hear the flight-attendant say "wait, go back" (I didn't know I had an audience) So iI flip back to a pick of JO and speeder. she says "who is that great looking guy? .. is he a movie-star?"
I ask which one; the darkhaired guy or... "No; not him" she snaps, "the good looking one" (pointing to speeder) -true story.

See: harsh review. .. feeling could be hurt -- Poor Jack. But hey, you guys are all movie-stars to in my eyes.

She must have been blind if she picked me over Sheriff Jack, (he's a handsome devil), but I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em.

[island911]

oh no; she saw him. SHe was just freak'n over you.

I think that you may just need stronger marketing & self promotion.

(kiding; we don't need to see people posting "I have Denis Hartigan envy" threads. )

[M.D. Holloway]

She could be one of those that see through the superficial exterior and are able to appreciate the inner beauty that a good mans soul has to offer.

Or, she could be half stupid and partially blind...

[rcecale]

"Classic Wilson" indeed!!!

I can't wait until they release "The Best Of Pelican OT" I'll give a copy of that book to each and every one of my friends. (I'm sure they'll both love it!)

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on this BBS. Keep 'em coming, Mark!!!

We're not worthy...

Randy

[Rufblackbird]

Mark, that is freakin hilarious!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by island911
Supe does a good job there too. But unfortunatly I have seen girly photos of him.

And you know I'm not afraid to swallow, when the need arises. We've been over this.

I've known all along that cool_chick is a doll. First, she's "cool" chick. Also, we've seen her image (before removal). And finally, last but not least, intelligence is sexy as he!!. Aside from a few apparent admirers, the rest of you are just sore that she kicks your asses up one side of this board and down the other.

[M.D. Holloway]

Ya but she really does talk too much sometimes. I mean, she's smart and funny and all that but sometimes it's nice to have a girl who is a lil dumb - not box-o-rocks stupid but if I want intelligent dialogue, I'll quip with rcecale, the Rufs, Supe, Moses, Len, Kach, G9Boy and even Tabs.

Cool can challenge you - I get that from the XY's out there, I don't need it from the -Y's of the world as well! (Thats what ex-wives and 17yr old daughters are for).

Still, she is cool to drink with...

[70SWT]

Originally posted by Superman
Also, we've seen her image (before removal). And finally, last but not least, intelligence is sexy as he!!.

This is getting cruel and unusual. Why was the d@mn pic removed!?!?!?! Must search archives deeper....must search deeper...

[M.D. Holloway]

The answer is there if you are willing to look. I will say that she is better looking in person than in the photo. In a wierd sorta way, she can remind you of a Barbara Strisand with a cute nose. She has a classic Polish girls face and shoulder length hair with highlites. She dresses very classy - and I would dare to say she fake bakes or she spent several days at the beach recently.

One thing you will notice when you talk to her - she looks you dead in the eye. Scared the ***** out of me for the first 5 minutes. I thought she was gonna kick my arse for something I said to her / about her. She has that 1000 yard stare that comes from a few tours of duty in the Nam!

[Superman]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Ya but she really does talk too much sometimes. I mean, she's smart and funny and all that but sometimes it's nice to have a girl who is a lil dumb - not box-o-rocks stupid but if I want intelligent dialogue, I'll quip with rcecale, the Rufs, Supe, Moses, Len, Kach, G9Boy and even Tabs.

Cool can challenge you - I get that from the XY's out there, I don't need it from the -Y's of the world as well! (Thats what ex-wives and 17yr old daughters are for).

Still, she is cool to drink with...

I'm proud you placed me on the list. But I'd say I'm interested in a different female than you. The wife I recently divorced (or vice versa, depending on your perspective) was not one to engage in a discussion of politics, philosophy, cars or any other interesting topic of conversation. She'd be happy to whine about her various disappointments, but engaging conversation was useless to her without the whining part. So, perhaps as a consequence, I'd be more interested in an intelligent sounding board with a positive outlook. And besides, I have always always enjoyed good intelligent conversation. Love, as it turns out, does not conquer all.

[M.D. Holloway]

True - my wife could give a ***** less about world affairs and the like, but she can actually talk up a storm about Football and Nascar! Then again, she did habe to watch Rob and Amber get Married last night so she is still one of those (bless her heart!).

[Rot 911]

Hard to believe Cool chick looks even better in person:

[jyl]

Looks like there's the makings of a Cool Chick fan club here. If I join, do I get a membership card and a decoder ring?

Seriously, I enjoyed reading her posts, and thought she was both patient and firm with various board members who claimed she was a fictional man-troll.

Seems like she's left the board though? Oh well, we still have Superman in his dress.

[M.D. Holloway]

I tell ya guys, she's got that 1000 yd stare thing. Those waters run deep - who knows what monsters and delights swim those depths? I sure ain't man enough to find out...

sorry if I'm scaring away any potential suiters Cool!

[cool_chick]

Oh my f@cking GOD!

Ok, the head just got 10 feet bigger.

I'm blushing.

Thanks all. Very kind.

Mike, you know you're the bomb!

And Mike, BTW, no fake bakes here..I'm white as crap. Was in New Orleans at the beginning of April, got a little sun there, and a little here being outside, but that's it. I just have "olive" skin. Can't wait to get out to the beach soon, though.....Chicago weather is kinda flaky. Sunday was perfect but I had a shower to go to so that blew those plans out....

This weekend....supposed to be freaking cold again

Fake-and-bakes feel like being in a freaking coffin. I did it twice prior to a caribbean vacation, and..never again. Besides, too artificial for my tastes...gross.

[island911]

gotta love the OT

CC, you're one ballsy woman. Sure, you put-up with us here; but to meet-up with some guy, who you met on the internet . . .who goes by the logon LubeMaster!!! --damn!

[M.D. Holloway]

CC wants to start her own clothing line - modeled after FUBU and Pornstar. Tanks, Tees, CropTops and Thongs, all with LUBEMASTER emblazened on them. I can see it now. Mom would be so so proud.

Chick may be on to something - I want 18%!

[kmhemi]

Sign me up for the fan club..she is hot.. I saw the pics along time ago but I can't keep quiet any longer....