Cool Chick is Pretty Cool - Page 4

tabs · 05-26-2005, 03:58 PM

I hear your a freqent flyer at the Circus Maximus......

and Shaun now everybody knows why I have that startled look on my face....

lendaddy · 05-26-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by cool_chick
Ok, first of all, that is NOT the cold-hard fact. He's flying to Chicago on business, and I happen to be from Chicago. He always posts threads about respective cities he is travelling to on business. I've seen threads in the past he posted on this board re: same. You've all seen the same, I'm sure. How about taking him up on it and meeting him for beers too!

Or could the spin become....flying to X town to meet attractive men in bars? Oh, the horrors!!!

The cold-hard fact in reality is he's a very nice person, a very married person, a very happily married person, a gentlemen, and was just saying some kind words about me. Nothing more.

Right, .................so did you bust em out?

Sorry, I had a Mark moment:

dd74 · 05-26-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Can't say you guys are full of crap - but keep in mind, I try to meet as many guys on this silly board as well.

So you're bi as well? How resourceful!

tabs · 05-26-2005, 04:03 PM

Don't try and convince or cover up.....Just embellish to the max....

dd74 · 05-26-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by cool_chick
Ok, first of all, that is NOT the cold-hard fact. He's flying to Chicago on business, and I happen to be from Chicago. He always posts threads about respective cities he is travelling to on business. I've seen threads in the past he posted on this board re: same. You've all seen the same, I'm sure. How about taking him up on it and meeting him for beers too!

Or could the spin become....flying to X town to meet attractive men in bars? Oh, the horrors!!!

The cold-hard fact in reality is he's a very nice person, a very married person, a very happily married person, a gentlemen, and was just saying some kind words about me. Nothing more.

Oh, right! And what reason do we have to believe you? ...as she's demonstratively slapped across the cheek...
The other woman, the vixen, the homebreaker! ...as a glass of water, cubes included, is flung point blank in her face...

Trust: so fleeting...

Shaun @ Tru6 · 05-26-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by cool_chick
Ok, first of all, that is NOT the cold-hard fact. He's flying to Chicago on business, and I happen to be from Chicago. He always posts threads about respective cities he is travelling to on business. I've seen threads in the past he posted on this board re: same. You've all seen the same, I'm sure. How about taking him up on it and meeting him for beers too!

Or could the spin become....flying to X town to meet attractive men in bars? Oh, the horrors!!!

The cold-hard fact in reality is he's a very nice person, a very married person, a very happily married person, a gentlemen, and was just saying some kind words about me. Nothing more.

The cold hard fact is that this man has owed me a steak dinner in Boston for months now. Something tells me if I were blonde and maybe had better legs, I'd have had a good porterhouse and a glass of Stag's Leap by now!

dd74 · 05-26-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by tabs
I hear your a freqent flyer at the Circus Maximus......

I also know what that tiger really wanted to do with Roy whilst Sigfried watched. But of course, "shame" is not in my vocabulary...

Moses · 05-26-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by cool_chick
...a gentlemen, and was just saying some kind words about me. Nothing more.

So he's on the dreaded "friendship ladder"?

www.laddertheory.com

dtw · 05-26-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shaun 84 Targa
I were blonde and maybe had better legs, I'd have had a good porterhouse and a glass of Stag's Leap by now!

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MMMMMM Stag's Leeeeaaap -droooool-
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cbeers · 05-26-2005, 04:42 PM

Indeed! Stag's Leap is some pretty nice wine

OK, back to the Cool show!

I wish I understood all of the hidden meanings of this thread. Seemed to me like some Porsche people got together for some drinks. Since one of them happens to be beautiful, the story gets twisted. Not that there's anything wrong with that

Cheers!

-Chris

rattlsnak · rattlsnak's Garage

Cool_Chick..

Do the right thing, post a picture.........

You're killing us....

M.D. Holloway · 05-26-2005, 07:58 PM

dd & Tabs - agh F it...I don't have a retort..

jyl - if I didn't know any better I would swear you were slamming me. In the event that I pissed you off somehow, please let me know. To the best of my knowledge I have always been pretty cool to you. And the reason for the harsh tone? Either you have an incredibly dry wit or I offended you somehow. If I did, I am sorry. It was not intentional.

Moses - nice theory. And yes, when a guy looks at a chick he does think of popping her. It really doesn't matter 16 to 60 if she has a rack and a shake its fair game. Your gonna sit there and tell us that when a 18yr old hottie comes in for a gyn ex, you don't think the slightest about that slice? Save your answer to that one doc. Every man knows the truth but no doc will publicly admit it, least not one who wants to stay in practice. Any guy that says it doesn't cross his mind is either a liar or gay. Do I want to pop CC? Is she a girl? Then the answer is obvious. But I wouldn’t and didn't or ever will. Most all the guys on this thread would want too and someday may even try. That’s why she has most of you dogs are hanging on. Would I? No, not because my wife is the one and only but because I don't want to lose her and pay even more child support! Pretty much the same reason I don't break the law - it has nothing to do with ethics or morality, I just don't want to end up in jail. Simple. If that’s what keeps me on the good side - who cares why.

Shaun - I will be in LI and CT from 6/19 to 6/26. I will swing up to B-town and we can go hit the town. As far as G9 is concerned I will commit to having what I promised when we hook up. I will also fill you in on the details why the delay.

Now then. You can continue with this sorted rant, make your fun, I will continue to defend the honor of the lady. Just think of this when you’re resting your sleepy heads boyz. I had the nutbag to act when most men hid.

That being said, they are real and they are magnificent!

motion · 05-26-2005, 08:04 PM

Geez, Lube. You are one tortured dude. Have you been right since returning from Chi-town?

M.D. Holloway · 05-26-2005, 08:14 PM

ya know Mo, I guess the road to hell is paved with the glittery stuff. My intent was to let these guys know that she is a real person, and a good person as well. I figuered it out months ago. She e-mailed me when I started a stupid thread about her awhile back with a WTF and I told her it was in fun and to "play along, you'll be a rock star". She actually has contact with several of the guys on this board. And she did go into detail which I will not.

To date, you put her name on the thread title in it gets several hundred hits in a day or so. The best liberal or neocon rant doesn't hit that level. Maybe thread girls.

Man, this is like HS, you rap with the hottie and all of a sudden you get a rep. OK, fine. Anybody wanna go smoke a joint and hit dunk-n-donuts after study hall?

jyl · jyl's Garage

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
jyl - if I didn't know any better I would swear you were slamming me. In the event that I pissed you off somehow, please let me know. To the best of my knowledge I have always been pretty cool to you. And the reason for the harsh tone? Either you have an incredibly dry wit or I offended you somehow. If I did, I am sorry. It was not intentional.
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I'm the one who's sorry. Just my deadpan teasing, Mike. I'm glad someone finally put an end to the theory that cool chick is tabs when the buffet's closed.

Edit: Oh, my apologies to cool chick too. I'm happy to tease Lubemaster's honor, but not yours.

M.D. Holloway · 05-26-2005, 08:39 PM

Thats cool, I was hoping that was the case or I would have had to make a trip up to the bay area and pounded your arse, opps, that didn't come out right.

BTW - how is the greasy stuff? Man, that didn't come out right either!

See how the trouble starts!

jyl · jyl's Garage

You should come, I've still got some of the special grease left, we can pack together, then screw until things are nice and tight.

In case anyone is getting the wrong idea, I am referring to screwing the pinch nut. Both the right and left ones. Mine, of course. I imagine Lube's already done his.

M.D. Holloway · 05-26-2005, 09:00 PM

You are absolutley killing me...

Moses · 05-26-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Moses - nice theory...

I was just bustin' your nuggets. All in fun. I have lots of attractive female friends and like you, wouldn't dream of crossing the line. I find intelligent women compelling. Would I enjoy sharing a beer or two with CoolChick if I found myself in Chicago? Absolutely. I'm faithful but I'm not dead.

motion · 05-26-2005, 09:11 PM

Hey Lube, ya know we're all just jealous