The War on Nipples

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
I saw a guy on TV one time who made his living as a celebrety nipple arouser. I'm not making this up. It was his job to ensure that they were properly at attention before they took the stage, went in front of a camera, or whatever. I assumed he had some high-tech device with which to accomplish this. Not so; he just rubbed them and rolled them between his fingers. Sometimes truth really is stanger than fiction.

WTF? If I were a female celeb, I'd just do that myself!

All day...

[Burnin' oil]

Blue,

Reminds me of my thoughts when I was 17. . . If I were a chick, I would never come out of the shower . . .

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Some of us are still young at heart.

[ZOA NOM]

With TiVo, you can save the image, export it to a DVD, import it to your favorite digital imaging software, and put the nipples right back where they belong!

yeah, I have too much time on my hands...

[widebody911]

Originally posted by ZOANAS
With TiVo, you can save the image, export it to a DVD, import it to your favorite digital imaging software, and put the nipples right back where they belong!

yeah, I have too much time on my hands...

Sounds like that's not all you have on your hands...

[mikester]

ick...sticky.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Remind me not to borrow any DVDs from ZOANAS.

[88BlueTSiQuest]

Originally posted by kach22i
As long as they don't take away our Cylon Camel Toe - we will survive.

It's on Sci-Fi channel, so no worries there. It's a nipple and toe safe zone.

[vash]

zoanas. that is funny. now quit touching yourself

women's nipples are proof that God is male. men's nipples are proof that God likes jokes.

nipples should be displayed like jewelry!

[M.D. Holloway]

but don't stick holes through them and hang ***** - piercing them is just wrong, I don't care how hot the chick.

I do like a nice big ol pancake nip! Those lil quarter size nipplets just don't get it done.

[Drago]

Jezus dude...a friggin' pancake?!!? WTF?

Where's that bunny pic?

Are you talkin' nip or the "big picture" here???

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Jims5543
Very sad indeed.

America is so uptight ab out sexuality. Its O.k. to chop off a breast but not o.k. to expose a naked one.

We are indeed warped here.

One of the reasons why I like foreign ladies. Was married to a German lady for 11 years. She hated bra's and the vast majority of the ladies in Europe go without them unless its cold. Also, they sunbathe either topless or at times nude in many of the public parks in part of Europe. Spent a lot of lunch breaks there over the years for some reason...

Nothing like most of the ladies walking around having their "high beams" on to brighten your day...

Joe A

[red-beard]

Someone had to say it....

[Fishcop]

Mmmm Alysia...

[350HP930]

It is a sad sign of the state of american culture where you can have tons of programs depicting murder and violence, but god forbid someone see a boob or a nipple.

[Joeaksa]

Not sure if this is going to get pulled or not but lets see. Nothing is showing... and the paint is covering the nipple...

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by 350HP930
It is a sad sign of the state of american culture where you can have tons of programs depicting murder and violence, but god forbid someone see a boob or a nipple.

Amen brother!

[Bob Goding]

John . Alysia is definately HOT!--but-- why do woman insist on
defacing themselves with stupid tattoos? I have never seen an example of body graffiti that enhanced the beauty of the victim!
You may assume that I do not like-----but nipples,well thats different!
http://maniaxdream.com/ftopict-186.html

[RoninLB]

ruff

[oldE]

Well I'll be dog-goned!
Les